1. Numbers 11:1 And when the people complained, it displeased the LORD: and the LORD heard it; and his anger was kindled; and the fire of the LORD burnt among them, and consumed them that were in the uttermost parts of the camp. So apparently god's solution to people complaining is to simply slaughter a bunch of people. That makes perfect sense :roll: 2. In Deuteronomy the Israelites spend 40 years travelling from Egypt to Canaan but, even walking, such a journey would only take around 11 days and thats with the people stopping for the night. Did the Israelites wander in circles due to rampant stupidity or what? :question: 3. Joshua 5:2-3 At that time the LORD said unto Joshua, Make thee sharp knives, and circumcise again the children of Israel the second time.And Joshua made him sharp knives, and circumcised the children of Israel at the hill of the foreskins. How do you circumcise someone twice? Damn that would hurt. :shock:
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The abortion issue.
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To be honest I really don't have any desire to get involved with this. As far as I'm concerned it's an issue that only really concerns women. Unfortunately, part of the upcoming vote in SD is an abortion ban. In order to be an informed voter I was forced to take a look at the issue. I tackled it from a logical view. The big question being: "Are fetus's human beings?" Looking at this from a logical stance I realized that they are not. To be human one must possess sentience. A big part of sentience is the ability to think independently. A fetus does not possess this ability. Therefore a fetus is not sentient and thus not human.
Scientologists are gullible.
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I've been poking fun at christianity for days, so in the interests of fairness here's a look at scientology. This "church" was founded by L. Ron Hubbard, a science fiction author. Oddly enough the churches beliefs sound like something one would find in a work of science fiction. I'm sure this is a coincidence :roll: It's not like Hubbard ever said that the easiest way to make money was to start your own religion. Oh wait, he DID say that. Not only that but you have to pay for treatments to purify your negative emotions in the church. Let me get this straight, people know about all this and they still believe this stuff? :lol: What a bunch of morons!
Pluto is no longer a planet
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Due to the discovery of "Xena" Pluto's lost it's status as a planet. This means that there will only be eight planets for children to study in the future. So what is Pluto? Pluto is now considered a dwarf planet as is "Xena" and about 40 others. As a result kids probably won't hear about it much in the future. Did you ever learn the dwarf planets?
christianity is silly part 3
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For all my fans heres another look at some absurdities of christianity. 1. In the story of Cain and Abel they both sacrifice the best of what they've done to God. Surely God will treat them fairly right? Wrong! God essentially says "Oh wow Abel I love your sacrifice it's great. Cain you suck! It's no wonder Cain killed Abel. Who wouldn't be pissed by that kind of unfair treatment. 2. Exodus 4: 2-7 God teaches Moses a bunch of tricks to use on the Egyptians. So apparently God is in the business of training magicians. 3. Leviticus 19:18 Love thy neighbor as thyself. Deuteronomy 13:6-10 If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers; Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you ... Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him: But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people. And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die.What the hell is going on with this? Should non-believers be loved or stoned to death, or is God advocating that first we stone them and then we hate ourselves for it?
christianity is silly part 2
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More fun parts of the bible that are nonsensical and utterly idiotic. 1. According to the bible Jesus loved John The most. That one I could leave up to the imagination but the verse forgot to include: all night long.:P 2. Genesis 26:1 And there was a famine in the land, beside the first famine that was in the days of Abraham. And Isaac went unto Abimelech king of the Philistines unto Gerar. This is historically inaccurate. It's been proven that the philistines didn't live in this region until 800 years after Abraham would have died.
3. In Genesis God rains destruction on the unrightous of Sodom and Gommorrah. Only Lot and his children survived. So I guess the infants of the city had done something bad either that or God doesn't give a **** about innocent babies.
3. In Genesis God rains destruction on the unrightous of Sodom and Gommorrah. Only Lot and his children survived. So I guess the infants of the city had done something bad either that or God doesn't give a **** about innocent babies.
christianity is silly
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I'm not trying to offend anyone but let's look at some of the concepts of christianity logically. 1. After the flood the only living people left were Noah, his three sons and their wives. This means that people were marrying their first cousins. Think about that.:shock: 2. In the book of Job god basically tortures one of his loyal followers to prove that Job is a loyal follower of his. In doing so he kills Job's family and destroys everything he has. When asked why he basically tells Job that he created the universe and will do with it what he wants so Job can just shut up. :?3. God sends an angel to tell Mary that she will have his son. He doesn't ask he just tells her that she will. So essentially God raped Mary. :o
Dead rising
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My roomates been playing this game a lot lately. I think that my favorite weapon in it is the katana, although my roomate likes raising hell in a car. Oh well I guess one way to kill a zombie is as good as another.
Bloody roar
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While playing Bloody Roar 4 for the, I don't know how many times I've gone through it, I couldn't help but wonder at the power potential of some of the characters. Alice and Uriko especially. They turn into a rabbit and a tabby cat. How can they compete against characters like Long (Tiger), Yugo (Wolf), Ryoho (Dragon) or Shina (Leopard). In all seriousness I love the game but that simply doesn't make sense.
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