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Happy 4th!
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Happy 4th of July to everyone! especially my friends living in the U.S. Enjoy the fireworks and BBQ! I probably won't blog for another long time lol.
Oh Wow, Where the Heck have I Been?
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:lol: Wow, I haven't blogged since January 1st. Well, I'm still alive if you guys were wondering. I have just been really busy and up to so many things.
I hope you guys haven't forgotten me :lol::P
Happy 2008!!!!!!!!!
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It's officially 2008 in the west coast, so happy new year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Last Blog of '07
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Since everyone's doing a last blog for this year, I wanted to jump on thebandwagon. Farewell 2007, you were one heck of a year!
Some highlights:
- 1 year anniversary of joining this site(2 year anniversary coming up soon)
- I turned 18(I'm turning 19 a week from Thursday)
- Naruto: Shippuuden premiered and as of today, there has only been 41 episodes
- I got my driver's license
- I got a car
- Graduated high school
- tv.com implemented a new submission system
- Final Potter book was released
- Started college
- Southern California burned
- I spent a few minutes remembering what happened this year and posted it in this blog
For those on the other side of the world, Happy New Year! We here in the Western Hemisphere are still a few hours away.
Merry Christmas!
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Christmas 2007 is upon us, have a great day, everyone!
Really short blog:lol:
1967 vs. 2007
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A friend forwarded this to me. It's pretty hilarious and sad at the same time. It shows how much our society has changed in 40 years...
Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.
1967 - Vice principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his own shotgun to show Jack.
2007 - School goes into lockdown, the FBI is called, Jack is hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors are called in to assist traumatized students and teachers.
Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.
1967 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.
2007 - Police are called, SWAT team arrives and arrests Johnny and Mark. They are charged with assault and both are expelled even though Johnny started it.
Scenario: Jeffrey won't sit still in class, disrupts other students.
1967 - Jeffrey is sent to the principal's office and given a good paddling. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.
2007 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. School gets extra state funding because Jeffrey has a disability.
Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.
1967 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.
2007 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang. State psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has an affair with the psychologist.
Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some Aspirin to school.
1967 - Mark shares Aspirin with the school principal out on the smoking dock.
2007 - Police are called and Mark is expelled from School for drug violations. His car is searched for drugs and weapons.
Scenario: Pedro fails high-school English.
1967 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.
2007 - Pedro's cause is taken up by local human rights group. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that making English a requirement for graduation is racist. US Civil Liberties Association files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English is banned from core curriculum. Pedro is given his diploma anyway but en ds up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.
Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover Independence Day firecrackers, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle and blows up an anthill.
1967 - Ants die.
2007 - Homeland Security and the FBI are called and Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism. Teams investigate parents, siblings are removed from the home, computers are confiscated, and Johnny's dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.
Scenario: Johnny falls during recess and scrapes his knee. His teacher, Mary finds him crying, and gives him a hug to comfort him.
1967 - Johnny soon feels better and goes back to playing.
2007 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces three years in federal prison. Johnny undergoes five years of therapy.
Happy Thanksgiving
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Happy Turkey Day to all. I see we're not getting those Turkey emblems like last year. Man, this year sure flew by fast, it will be '08 in no time. Well, I hope you all have a great day.
What's wrong with Canadians?
I have a dream...that one day...the planet Earth...
Wanted for witness intimidation as well...
Why would a vet need an eye chart?
I wonder which one would need to arrange their funeral first...
Wow, that's good deal...
:lol:
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