Just buy the Wii u and all the cheap ass games, then Nintendo can see that the Wii u out sold the switch, until they are out of stock.
Silly thing to do is buy either, but xenoblade, Mario 8, Zelda windwaker (is a better game then bow, it's just fun cute and adventurous.) and rayman, and what ever else is on it.)
If you have never owned a Nintendo item since I dunno, Wii u would be a good choice.
Never played it, avoided the game, so far it looks really good, I think they released the game poorly and at a poor time. Now would be the best, even for switch.
Resident evil takes the Guinness world record for lost identity, you could poo on a burger can it and then step on it then ask someone to poo on it then add a new can and add a suasage inside then poo on it then ask anyone who wants 5$ for a grand finaly. Give them vr just in case they underperform on pooing and you have resident evil.
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