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#1 lorddaggeroff
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Choose letter (A)(B)(C) based on events to see what you are at end


You wake up on:

A:Lounge.
B:Backyard patio.
C:Bed
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Event 1
You here moaning sound inside house

what do you do:

A: Run upstairs check what's going on.
B: Climb next door neighbors cubby house hiding.
C: Go back to sleep thinking it's nothing O_O
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event 2
Sound gets louder and louder that it becomes unbearable that next door neighbor wakes up yelling keep noise down

what do you do:

A: tell your partner to roll over.
B: Yell for help from cubby house that something evils inside and you want neighbor check it out.
C: Wake up wondering why neighbors such pain in ass and scream out window to shut up and try close your eyes O_O
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event 3
The sounds get even louder like creepy vocal sound "AHHhh"

what do you do:

A: Walk back up stairs and make love to your gf/bf while realizing the noise sounds are coming from under bed

B: Walk inside with next door neighbor as he abuses you on how stupid you are while slowly climbing stairs together to see a shock.

C: Try close your eyes as neighbor constantly keeps banging on door with their fists, your eyes blistering red and with furious rage you spew human germs all over room.
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event 4
The sound gets so loud that now all dogs start barking

what do you do:
A: Your gf/bf slowly looks at you with viscous lust and abysmal attention span you ignore it and continue on making love.
B: Your next door neighbour asks: what the !@#@ going on, you force him to shoot the thing in bed o_O
C:You grab frying pan and and look the neighbour in eyes, and he backs off, you walk up stairs bashing frying pan over your partners head.
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event 5
Dogs stop Barking, but in distance sirens get louder making dogs fearful of what's about to happen

what do you do:
A: Allow Your partner bite your hand, and you bite them back but with out realising they just infected you.
B: Scream at your neighbor to shoot them but instead, he tells you go down stairs as he's ex retired exorcist or formally known as shrink and re-insures you matter will be resolved, you seem shocked but humble in process.
C:Walk down stairs with frying pan and open door while gazing at police with evil rage, they tell you slowly leave premises, you resist.
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event 6
The upstairs window shatters all over front yard, now entire neighbor-hoods out side wondering what's going on

what do you do:
A: Yell out window that they're ruining best sex you ever had in your life while feeling really ill in process.
B: Make coffee and bring it up stairs only notice your partner feeding on your neighbour while dropping coffee in shock O_O
C: Tell officer back off that your partners acting strange due lack sex and never shuts up resulting in immediate arrest due suspicious nature.
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event 7
Ambulance parks near driveway, outside 2 paramedics look upwards towards window curious as to what's happening

what do you do:
A: You persistently tell YOUR partner to detach their dirty teeth from your hands as you head towards stairs about to pass out.
B: Yell "wtf" as paramedics rush in, heading up stairs ready for meal time as two viscous corpses drool black pudding from their mouths.
C: Fight police as they apprehend you for suspicious conduct and domestic violence while trying close door on them.
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event 8
The exorcists wife screams in shock as your carried away from the house

what do you do:
A: Went to hospital to infect other people with great pride while not knowing what pride was as zombie.
B: Tried help paramedics carry corpse down stairs as they slash those dirty claws towards those who smell most meaty like paramedics.
C: Spit on excorcists wife while laughing to loony bin as police carry you off to police station.
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event 9
You look towards the shattered window outside from your front yard, your head slightly turning to notice

what do you do:
A:bite ambulance drivers neck as he crashes into fence and screams help, you smile with happiness and confusion.
B: try carry your dead partner then you notice paramedic tripping over shattered glass and 2 hungry zombies topple off, eating every one 0_0
C: Go with rage choking police officer with hand cuffs resulting in one officer pointing gun at you as you slowly walk back inside house slamming front door then you feed him to your partner as entire police force holds up outside.
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event 10
You think of idea's

what do you do:
A: think about More brains.
B learn how to survive since ex partner who wishes to eat your brains and so does paramedic, and excorsist and rest of entire neighbor hood while running like coward down street.
C: concoct evil plan, make every officer zombie especially those pesky swat teams when they enter your domain from front door maybe then you can gat bit more sleep.
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event 11
Your best friend calls on mobile phone
what do you do:
A: yell brains on phone, making them so concerned that your safety is their priority.
B: yell "help" and discuss a meeting place kick some zombie action but your friend realizes how useless you are couldn't handle gun but also shocked your still alive.
C: Explain to them in complex language to come over but as result they decline your offer knowing how crazy you were last time you abused them for hitting on your partner that's now dead corpse.
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event 12
The armies called in clean up mess with out doubt you pick up m16

what do you do:
A: Have a Laugh as you shoot gun upwards towards sky yelling brains towards other zombie followers move in understanding everything you've said, all soldiers looks towards each other with confusion, "wha?" hell did they say.
B: Ask your best friend, what's m16 and how do you use it, while your best friend ponder towards nearest wall for 5 seconds in shock as army passes by.
C: Try get full assortment zombies at your disposal: "swat team" " almost entire neighbourhood"Your partner "Police" And pain in arse excorsist" but unfortunately angry you couldn't lure your best friend over" with m16
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event 13
You hear flare screaming upwards in eerie night sky, then you here "fire", shots passing by

what do you do:
A: Try very hard pick up your limbs while laying face down in gutter reattaching it to your body then slowly dragging your self in to sewers laughing in zombie tone "HAHahh"
B: Duck under garbage can hiding as your friend seriously dislikes you and wishes shoot you rather zombies but urges not too as they show sympathy and process teaches you how use m16 in 5 minutes as it would takes you 3 hours learn.
C : Wait for Military kick down your door and the smell horrible zombie stench reeks all over house. waking up again even more furious and angry contemplating devious idea's like a zombies vs army plot while one zombies constantly bashes it's head on cage non stop becomes the first to attack since it's really pissing you off, but fails miserably as soldier strangles zombie with m16's arm strap.
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event 14
You raise your fist with great courage and continue on

what do you do:
A: Turn left here and right there in sewers, and maybe get some better legs along the way "in some strange zombie language"
B: Tell your friend you smell stench coming from behind as he shouts shouts shoot, but instead you shoot them in knee instead as they scream as result all zombies relocate towards your location and your friend laughs screaming: let's see you get your self out this one moron.
C:Grab military grade knife and engrave all crazy ideas you have into kitchen table, as one soldier tells you get down or die scum, you look up with laughter while zombie feeds on soldiers neck, is this dream or joke am i sleep or awake i cannot even tell. delusional and happy you open front door and check your mail.
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event 15
Jet's fly night raid targeting specific buildings with "napalm bombs" you notice bright flash

what do you do:
A: Mumble to your self "Nope it's not that way but i can see im close to brains" as you notice glare coming exit from sewers due napalm bombs flash in sky, some girls pleading for help as you crawl slowly out, latching on eating her brains but cannot manage with useless leg attached thinking "why not use hers instead" but she pushes you off speaking back in zombie tone, baa ahah""bwaaa" as you comment back "Whahh"
B: kill your best friend by mistake as adrenaline courses through them they explode with rage and try strangle you with utter absolute frustration. then they slowly pass out as rest zombies close in feed on their remains yelling so called best friend my ass you are. you run off down alley way to unknown
C:Burn your house down sending message: your fires bigger and better then those stupid military jets screaming over while checking your mail that has junk inside you sense bunch zombies heading towards your way as result of house on fire you see plane fly over?.
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event 16
Air liner crashes few blocks over but no survivors were on board except the pilot who miraculously survives and stumbles out of plane in shock

what do you do:
A: Smell food and move towards it only realizing that female leg you attached is useless, but the pilots legs even better or you think so, but pilot tries very hard to enter burning plane as result of you trying to attack him you rip their legs off and maybe arm too in an insatiable appetite but the girl who you amputated wants her leg back slowly feeding on pilot also while arguing in zombie tone: why you did such cruel thing like amputate my leg living happily ever after on pilots remains.

(zombie path)

B:Run down alley way noticing a earth quake like feel from aftermath of plane. you cowardly head towards crashed liner, but in distance you notice the pilot screaming "help" you run towards pilot hugging pilots knee for help. and he outcry's to you for help also while confused, then zombies come rushing in hungry, as result pilot looks towards you for 5 seconds thinking...... oh dear your coward and that means we are gonna die so you both end up arguing as zombies slowly feed on your remains as coward.

(cowards path)

C: You Steal exorcists nice car parked inside garage while standing near mail box deciding to open garage unable obtain car keys you walk inside your burning house, you tell all zombies shut up while they moan in zombie tone "brains or help due house on fire". you grab knife on table you smash disliked neighbors sexy car rear window, you jack knife cars ignition leaving drive way burning rubber down street. you slowly come to intersection where you hear bunch zombie moaning in distance "brains" you comment back: "shut up or put out" since that's all your partner said. but that's no zombie it's downed pilot screaming help, you yell back: what i cannot here you "speak louder", so the pilot tries yelling louder and what do you know zombies come rushing in from alley eating pilots remains. but suddenly cars transmission crunches you spend 4 minutes repairing it, frustrated while also going crazy. then pilot slowly crawls under car latching on drive-train, you ignore bump under car thinking "it works better then ever now" as zombies body parts fall off you realize chasm closing in and car just rolls off cliff your eyes become O_O thinking stupid pilot.

(psychopath path)

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#2 lorddaggeroff
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It means your sex addict but in hybernation. if given chance you would be the new huegh heffner lol.

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Boss battles in binary domain are mind boggling. complexity is insane.

Come on people vote on topic it's importaant.

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Well cut scenes are awesome, they show you another reality to fan fest we love, in game cut scenes make it even better especially when they are selectiv based on user choice. id say go back to your roots.

Binary domain will reinvigorate your love affair again, just before hitman comes out and other titles. it will reinstall the lost child in you lol.

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Nintendo 64 was de bomb in house early 90's, and gamecube made resident evil god. but after that wii is confused console.

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#6 lorddaggeroff
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What games better,

Your probably wondering why compare these two games. they're very much alike but dinary domains something new from my opinion especially being underated game and fuels void in mass effect series.

Both characters in bd-me3 are memorable and unique and will put smile on your dial regardless.

Cannot add mass effect 2 or 1, they are unique games

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Pirates of carribean, man that game rocked. sail a ship anywhere in sea, can hijak ship. board vessels. travel islands it was epic. now risen 2 soon to be out will be better cant wait.

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What's that. beatles the band or um...

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Ok your all wondering what's the go. what's with title well it's simple i want people to list idea's they may have when playing battlefield 3.

Well i'll list few that people may find interesting and would love feedback on what you thinks even better, if you play on console or pc and are currently renting server then let idea's begin.

First on the agenda is: game modes?

Each mode i'll list will consist of wars and must correspond with that like.

Small map-big map

1 Knife wars:

the key is to knife the other team cannot use a gun if so equals ban. both teams must capture each objective while in knifing mode. those who have apc can use that to run other team down but they to can place mines on ground at deterrant to stopping tank you cannot use repair tool, the objective to tank apc's or jeeps role is to transport team to objective and obscure how people capture or defend box.

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Small map

2 repair kit wars:

the key is to use repair tool, the other team cannot use a gun if so equals ban. both teams must capture each objective while in repair mode mode. those who have apc can use that to run other team down but they to cannot place mines on ground as deterrant to stopping tank you can use repair tool, the objective to tank apc's or jeeps role is to transport team to objective and obscure how people capture or defend box

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Small map

3 is medic wars:

the key here is to defibrillate your enemy for kill as you revive your team mates, to attack tanks pod launchers are allowed but cannot be used against enemy players resulting in ban or warning. mines are not allowed

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Big map

4 This ones called uav wars:

this is funny one, each team must hide their character on map and doing so requires the other team to stop each others uav. first uav to die means players have little time for that player to hunt them down for knife kill the uavs job is to stop them, no guns allowed when shooting uav=mav. each team who destroys other mav must hunt down other sniper if both teams lose all their mavs they must carefully knife each other seen or unseen. but cannot hunt other team member unless your uav is destroyed and the player who destroyed your uav cannot move their character as that's designed to increase the tension your goals to stop other mavs while killing other player who is hunting you with knife. sound easy hope so.

Big map

5 this ones called hueys wars:

both teams start off in super huey the goals simple the other team must shoot down the other ka 60 russian chopper, repair kits are allowed the first team to die in transport chopper results in other team being first to capture the objectives, no guns are allowed knifing is optional, but cannot leave base operation til your transport choppers up and running. no tanks are allowed nor are anti air.

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Big map

6 is jet wars:

the object is simple each team must defend one jet, first jet to blow up eqauls the other team authorisation to capture flags no team kills or enemy kills. The jet can land back on runway for repairs. each player takes turns but those who fail lose the objectives, jet's can bombard the enemy base but cannot shoot stationary jets, team mates can use anti air rcokets and also anti air gun.

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Big map

7 is Vehicle wars:

the objective here is simple, each team must use jeep or transport vehicle but cannot disembark from jeep/apc unless near objective, only the gunner can kill other enemy teams once dismounted he can only use c4 as weapon to attack, as trap or defensive solution. cannot use guns or tanks or jets or choppers.

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Big map-small map

8 this called mortar wars:

the objectives simple, each team must use mortar and only mortar, once you kill the other player you must move changing your spot so your not revealed as you will light up like chrismas tree, once you have killed first player you must capture th objective but with out being seen each kill authorises the other team a share in pool for each kill equals a flag captured till match is over.

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Small maps

9 rocket wars:

every one has rockets and can capture a flag or what ever but can only use rockets, those who they kill can reuse dead enemy's ammo for more rockets but cannot use anything else no knives mines, Apc or jeep can be used that's if it survives that is lol

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Next mode is

Big map-small map

10 sniper wars:

Can use knife or hand gun or any sniper rifle, no granades or tanks or jeeps, can use mavs. no jet's no anything it's real simple capturing obectives is optional but not manditory, can use laser designator as deterent making the other team assume your still there when your not but cannot be used on jet's as they too are not allowed.

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Big map-small map

11 is apache wars:

rules simple chopper pilot has full authorisation to use any weapon as so the other team but ground units cannot use anything except rocket launchers and must capture objective, they can knife the other enemy team but cannot shoot them the goals mostly focusing on destroying chopper as it ranks up in points. while trying also capturing flag, you cannot use tanks or jets or laser painters as you all need work together taking down chopper as im sure you all will lol.

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Any map that has destructional buildings only.

12 this ones a real blast called c4 my day wars:

each team must c4's each side of building any buiilding the objective is 2 players must be inside the building knifing either side like a fight club, once that player dies part of builing blows up. so another player must duel the winning player if he also dies another part of corner of building blows up if the player whos one kill streak dies then no c4 is triggered it only triggers if there's kill streak. at the end once each part of building blows up the winning player dies any body's free capture flags while this modes in play or fly jets but cannot fly choppers as people will abuse this mode while trigger happy.

Small map

13 this modes called hand gun wars:

nothing but hand gun or granade cannot use anything else nor knife, to replenish your ammo you must use enemy's gun changing to another gun, as each player you kill you need to use their gun the rules stil same caputre objective but notheing else

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Please list some ideas your keen on playing.

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#10 lorddaggeroff
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Have you rentered any servers yet?

And what's your impression on patch so far.

Any interesting stuff happening, hows the infinite 1750 tickets going that never ends, i actually like it but some abuse it seriously?