Choose letter (A)(B)(C) based on events to see what you are at end
You wake up on:
A:Lounge.
B:Backyard patio.
C:Bed
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Event 1
You here moaning sound inside house
what do you do:
A: Run upstairs check what's going on.
B: Climb next door neighbors cubby house hiding.
C: Go back to sleep thinking it's nothing O_O
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event 2
Sound gets louder and louder that it becomes unbearable that next door neighbor wakes up yelling keep noise down
what do you do:
A: tell your partner to roll over.
B: Yell for help from cubby house that something evils inside and you want neighbor check it out.
C: Wake up wondering why neighbors such pain in ass and scream out window to shut up and try close your eyes O_O
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event 3
The sounds get even louder like creepy vocal sound "AHHhh"
what do you do:
A: Walk back up stairs and make love to your gf/bf while realizing the noise sounds are coming from under bed
B: Walk inside with next door neighbor as he abuses you on how stupid you are while slowly climbing stairs together to see a shock.
C: Try close your eyes as neighbor constantly keeps banging on door with their fists, your eyes blistering red and with furious rage you spew human germs all over room.
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event 4
The sound gets so loud that now all dogs start barking
what do you do:
A: Your gf/bf slowly looks at you with viscous lust and abysmal attention span you ignore it and continue on making love.
B: Your next door neighbour asks: what the !@#@ going on, you force him to shoot the thing in bed o_O
C:You grab frying pan and and look the neighbour in eyes, and he backs off, you walk up stairs bashing frying pan over your partners head.
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event 5
Dogs stop Barking, but in distance sirens get louder making dogs fearful of what's about to happen
what do you do:
A: Allow Your partner bite your hand, and you bite them back but with out realising they just infected you.
B: Scream at your neighbor to shoot them but instead, he tells you go down stairs as he's ex retired exorcist or formally known as shrink and re-insures you matter will be resolved, you seem shocked but humble in process.
C:Walk down stairs with frying pan and open door while gazing at police with evil rage, they tell you slowly leave premises, you resist.
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event 6
The upstairs window shatters all over front yard, now entire neighbor-hoods out side wondering what's going on
what do you do:
A: Yell out window that they're ruining best sex you ever had in your life while feeling really ill in process.
B: Make coffee and bring it up stairs only notice your partner feeding on your neighbour while dropping coffee in shock O_O
C: Tell officer back off that your partners acting strange due lack sex and never shuts up resulting in immediate arrest due suspicious nature.
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event 7
Ambulance parks near driveway, outside 2 paramedics look upwards towards window curious as to what's happening
what do you do:
A: You persistently tell YOUR partner to detach their dirty teeth from your hands as you head towards stairs about to pass out.
B: Yell "wtf" as paramedics rush in, heading up stairs ready for meal time as two viscous corpses drool black pudding from their mouths.
C: Fight police as they apprehend you for suspicious conduct and domestic violence while trying close door on them.
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event 8
The exorcists wife screams in shock as your carried away from the house
what do you do:
A: Went to hospital to infect other people with great pride while not knowing what pride was as zombie.
B: Tried help paramedics carry corpse down stairs as they slash those dirty claws towards those who smell most meaty like paramedics.
C: Spit on excorcists wife while laughing to loony bin as police carry you off to police station.
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event 9
You look towards the shattered window outside from your front yard, your head slightly turning to notice
what do you do:
A:bite ambulance drivers neck as he crashes into fence and screams help, you smile with happiness and confusion.
B: try carry your dead partner then you notice paramedic tripping over shattered glass and 2 hungry zombies topple off, eating every one 0_0
C: Go with rage choking police officer with hand cuffs resulting in one officer pointing gun at you as you slowly walk back inside house slamming front door then you feed him to your partner as entire police force holds up outside.
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event 10
You think of idea's
what do you do:
A: think about More brains.
B learn how to survive since ex partner who wishes to eat your brains and so does paramedic, and excorsist and rest of entire neighbor hood while running like coward down street.
C: concoct evil plan, make every officer zombie especially those pesky swat teams when they enter your domain from front door maybe then you can gat bit more sleep.
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event 11
Your best friend calls on mobile phone
what do you do:
A: yell brains on phone, making them so concerned that your safety is their priority.
B: yell "help" and discuss a meeting place kick some zombie action but your friend realizes how useless you are couldn't handle gun but also shocked your still alive.
C: Explain to them in complex language to come over but as result they decline your offer knowing how crazy you were last time you abused them for hitting on your partner that's now dead corpse.
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event 12
The armies called in clean up mess with out doubt you pick up m16
what do you do:
A: Have a Laugh as you shoot gun upwards towards sky yelling brains towards other zombie followers move in understanding everything you've said, all soldiers looks towards each other with confusion, "wha?" hell did they say.
B: Ask your best friend, what's m16 and how do you use it, while your best friend ponder towards nearest wall for 5 seconds in shock as army passes by.
C: Try get full assortment zombies at your disposal: "swat team" " almost entire neighbourhood"Your partner "Police" And pain in arse excorsist" but unfortunately angry you couldn't lure your best friend over" with m16
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event 13
You hear flare screaming upwards in eerie night sky, then you here "fire", shots passing by
what do you do:
A: Try very hard pick up your limbs while laying face down in gutter reattaching it to your body then slowly dragging your self in to sewers laughing in zombie tone "HAHahh"
B: Duck under garbage can hiding as your friend seriously dislikes you and wishes shoot you rather zombies but urges not too as they show sympathy and process teaches you how use m16 in 5 minutes as it would takes you 3 hours learn.
C : Wait for Military kick down your door and the smell horrible zombie stench reeks all over house. waking up again even more furious and angry contemplating devious idea's like a zombies vs army plot while one zombies constantly bashes it's head on cage non stop becomes the first to attack since it's really pissing you off, but fails miserably as soldier strangles zombie with m16's arm strap.
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event 14
You raise your fist with great courage and continue on
what do you do:
A: Turn left here and right there in sewers, and maybe get some better legs along the way "in some strange zombie language"
B: Tell your friend you smell stench coming from behind as he shouts shouts shoot, but instead you shoot them in knee instead as they scream as result all zombies relocate towards your location and your friend laughs screaming: let's see you get your self out this one moron.
C:Grab military grade knife and engrave all crazy ideas you have into kitchen table, as one soldier tells you get down or die scum, you look up with laughter while zombie feeds on soldiers neck, is this dream or joke am i sleep or awake i cannot even tell. delusional and happy you open front door and check your mail.
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event 15
Jet's fly night raid targeting specific buildings with "napalm bombs" you notice bright flash
what do you do:
A: Mumble to your self "Nope it's not that way but i can see im close to brains" as you notice glare coming exit from sewers due napalm bombs flash in sky, some girls pleading for help as you crawl slowly out, latching on eating her brains but cannot manage with useless leg attached thinking "why not use hers instead" but she pushes you off speaking back in zombie tone, baa ahah""bwaaa" as you comment back "Whahh"
B: kill your best friend by mistake as adrenaline courses through them they explode with rage and try strangle you with utter absolute frustration. then they slowly pass out as rest zombies close in feed on their remains yelling so called best friend my ass you are. you run off down alley way to unknown
C:Burn your house down sending message: your fires bigger and better then those stupid military jets screaming over while checking your mail that has junk inside you sense bunch zombies heading towards your way as result of house on fire you see plane fly over?.
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event 16
Air liner crashes few blocks over but no survivors were on board except the pilot who miraculously survives and stumbles out of plane in shock
what do you do:
A: Smell food and move towards it only realizing that female leg you attached is useless, but the pilots legs even better or you think so, but pilot tries very hard to enter burning plane as result of you trying to attack him you rip their legs off and maybe arm too in an insatiable appetite but the girl who you amputated wants her leg back slowly feeding on pilot also while arguing in zombie tone: why you did such cruel thing like amputate my leg living happily ever after on pilots remains.
(zombie path)
B:Run down alley way noticing a earth quake like feel from aftermath of plane. you cowardly head towards crashed liner, but in distance you notice the pilot screaming "help" you run towards pilot hugging pilots knee for help. and he outcry's to you for help also while confused, then zombies come rushing in hungry, as result pilot looks towards you for 5 seconds thinking...... oh dear your coward and that means we are gonna die so you both end up arguing as zombies slowly feed on your remains as coward.
(cowards path)
C: You Steal exorcists nice car parked inside garage while standing near mail box deciding to open garage unable obtain car keys you walk inside your burning house, you tell all zombies shut up while they moan in zombie tone "brains or help due house on fire". you grab knife on table you smash disliked neighbors sexy car rear window, you jack knife cars ignition leaving drive way burning rubber down street. you slowly come to intersection where you hear bunch zombie moaning in distance "brains" you comment back: "shut up or put out" since that's all your partner said. but that's no zombie it's downed pilot screaming help, you yell back: what i cannot here you "speak louder", so the pilot tries yelling louder and what do you know zombies come rushing in from alley eating pilots remains. but suddenly cars transmission crunches you spend 4 minutes repairing it, frustrated while also going crazy. then pilot slowly crawls under car latching on drive-train, you ignore bump under car thinking "it works better then ever now" as zombies body parts fall off you realize chasm closing in and car just rolls off cliff your eyes become O_O thinking stupid pilot.
(psychopath path)
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