The game sounds like one big Destiny Strike - you know, those things where 2 other people run off like a rocket shooting everything and you try to keep up and help but are aware they've done this level 100 times while you're just trying to chill and look around and have fun as you've never seen it before.

Yeah yeah this is all really obv WHOAH I CAN MAKE THE TRAIN GO CHOO CHOO? Totally going to try that :)

"We are always looking for ways to improve our fans' experience"

I feel like you didn't really need to look too far for "they may want to play with their friends".

Gah, why's it so hard to take Mad Max, throw in some soft body collisions like Wreckfest to make driving fun and measured, then play Doom and Just Cause's lovechild when I get out of the car? It aint like their budget is small.

Minimize talking? In America? Good luck :)

Bethesda code + lack of cheat protection = scary prospect for PvP. "Whoever has the best cheats" will win.

And of course they're pushing PvP, so they can sell real-money buffs and weapons to try and recoup the $4 they spent on production.

Horrible thin clacky triggers. Can't beat the xbox controller for triggers, especially the elite controller. Solid and responsive.

And "Mad Box" is just a terrible name.

Why when I skip forward in the video do I get an "ad" which is essentially just a countdown from 5?

At least I can throw my embarrassing t-shirts from my youth away and pretend they never happened. Enjoy that laser removal pain.

And yet it will come out and the plot will be "Dude has to find an artefact before some other dudes use it to take over the world" or something equally inane, and you'll wonder how bad the ones they rejected were.