The Legendary Kirin

The final touches for camp were done. Megablueblaster, lunaticsynapse, Brandon_H, and Valentine are ready to go. The hunters gather supplies and set off into the mucky swamps. They came hare looking for a legendary beast that only rarely comes out of hiding. A peasant has seen this rare beast and has requested the hunters to kill it for him. Brandon_H-“plz don’t die mega J” mega-“stfu” Brandon, Luna, Valentine-“lol” mega-“ Kirin is just kelbi on crack -_-“  Luna, Brandon, Valentine-“LMAO!!”

  As they came close mega stopped them. Mega-“w8” Luna-“?” mega-“ill get prey” Valentine-“k”. As they entered the area, they saw the Kirin across the muddy field with all kinds of prey surrounding it. The team rushed at it, not giving it a chance to move, for a single blow can send a soul to the afterlife. Luna charged his hammer and swung it so hard that he spun in circles which hit the Kirin with every spin until he spun out an uppercut. The uppercut smashed its skull and sent it flying. While it was on the floor, Brandon took his gs and slashed it at its ribs. The angry Kirin got up and screamed terrifyingly and its horn glowed. All of a sudden, lightning shot down from the heavens and surrounded it, blowing back both Brandon and Luna.

  Meanwhile, mega was slashing and hacking his was through prey with his gs until he got surrounded. An ioprey tried to shoot poison at him but mega rolled out of the way. But then mega felt an excruciating pain on his back when a genprey gashed its nails into his back, causing all of his nerves to fail temporarily. Mega fell to the ground, unable to move a muscle. Then mega got up and did a side swing witch hit a couple on the left of him and did a back slash witch hit a prey in mid air, slicing it in two, and a few behind him. Then mega put away his sword and continued his duty.

  While mega was clearing the area, Brandon was getting hi ass handed to him. Brandon never got a chance to get up off the ground cuz of the prey and the Kirin say this and rushed at him. Luna saw this and knocked Brandon into the air, strait over the Kirin and dodged.  Luna-“lol saved ur asss!” Brandon-“thx -.-‘“ Luna-“lol np” Valentine rushed at the Kirin with his beloved Cermaic blos lance and crashed into the Kirin. The Kirin’s strength was so overwhelming, the charge pushed Valentine back. Valentine covered his body with his lance and started stabbing the Kirin. The Kirin screamed again, witch gave Valentine a hint, and summoned lightning again. But this time Valentine jumped back out of the way. The Kirin jumped and turned around at Luna and pranced at him. Luna charged his hammer and ran out of the way. When the Kirin stopped, Luna swung his hammer behind his back and hit the earth with tremendous force.

  The un-phased Kirin roared and sent lightning shooting down at Luna. Luna tried to escape but it was too late. The lightning shocked him and sent him flying backwards. Luckily, Luna had his full grav+ armor on witch saved his life. When Luna got up he drank a mega potion witch gave him back his strength. Brandon ran away from the Kirin to take a power seed. Brandon-“…do you think that power seeds are what steroids originated from…?” mega-“LMFAO!” Luna-“LOL wow” Valentine-“lol” when Brandon took it, power flowed throughout his body.

  When mega killed the final prey, he said “clr” and turned around to see the Kirin on the floor and his teammates wailing on it like 6 year olds playing cops and robbers. Mega rushed to his friend and before he got there, the Kirin got up and sent lightning down again and sent everyone flying back. The hunters quickly drank potions to heal themselves and then rush back towards it. The Kirin rushed at mega mega but he dodged it. Luna ran at it and did an uppercut at it but the Kirin hardly moved. The Kirin roared at it but it didn’t get to finish cuz mega back-handed its face with his gs and sent it flying to the ground.

  Then after repeated beatings on the floor the Kirin got up and started run away. Then Valentine chased it with his lance hand pierced it. The Kirin flinched and turned to Valentine. Valentine stabbed the Kirin repeatedly and the Kirin tried to stab Valentine with its horn but Valentine side-stepped and stabbed its side. While this 1-1 combat with the Kirin and Valentine was going on, Brandon set a bomb on the ground. Valentine let up and ran towards Brandon. The Kirin followed but when Valentine got there, he set a small bomb witch set off right when the Kirin got there, enflaming the Kirin. The blasted Kirin flew back and lied on the floor, dead.

  Valentine-“I PWN!” Brandon-“lol no. we pwn” mega-“shaddup” Brandon-“FCK YOU” mega-“umm srry im not gae “    Valentine-“lol”

  They’ve done the unthinkable. They have killed an ancient beast that many hunters failed to obtain. They went home to be known as heroes.

                                                                                                                 THE END

hand seals: monkey-dragon-rat-bird-ox-dog-tiger-monkey

(.....yes i have no life)

for almost 20 years, we have seen gaming. we have benn through the best times (sonic) and the worst times (sega isnt producing anymore consoles). throgh all of that we have seen upgrades, downgrades, and just plain PIMP! before there were low graphics and less gamers. now we have super high graphics, more controls, more stories, and expetially more componies. but yet there is a flaw...back then, there was addiction that LASTED.

games back then had more reason to play. for example: mario 64, zelda: chorina of time, zelda: majora's mask, sonic the hedgehog.  that game had adventure, style, addiction, and the lasted verry long.

dont get me wrong, i like alot of games now. most of them didnt have A CHANCE at being on those consoles. all im saying is that, most gamers like gameplay over graphics. we wouldnt like a SUPER REALISTIC GAME that lasted 2 hours. what im saying hare is  " developers, please make up alot of great gaming that had the same great elements of those that were once great before. get the great feel, the idea, the experiance. dont make up crap ideas that you know damn well people wont buy. make something that will move people so much to sent raving fans throght the world. i know you cant do much because of usa's BS laws and "THE MAN" puttin us down but please do something that would round-house kick "THE MAN" in the FACE!"

Four Horns

Dear brave hunters,

I simply can’t bear to think about the terror and

Pain those Diablos are causing my people. Hunt

Down 2 Diablos for me! You will be awarded

Handsomely.

                                        Sincerely,

                                            Your princess

  Finished reading their princess’s humble request; lanaticsynapes, megablueblaster, Valentine, and zaku set off to slay the Wyverns. When they finished setting up camp, they took what they needed and headed off. Mega-“Everyone got cools right?” luna-“ya”

Valentine -“ya” zaku-“…..no….” mega-“hare.” Mega stopped to give zaku the item. Just when zaku was about to take it, one of the Diablos jumped out of the ground, still unaware of its enemies. Zaku quickly took the cool drinks and jumped into action. Noticing the approaching hunters, the Wyvern turned and charged at the Hunters. Luna took out his plesioth water sword, and blocked the horns of the charging beast.

  Then zaku took out her vor cannon and shot stuns at the blos. The tickled blos turned around and charged at zaku. Zaku shot bullet after bullet but her attempts were meaningless. As a last resort she rolled out of the way of the charge. Now, at the right of the Wyvern, she got a clear shot and blown one to its face. Lucky for zaku that last bullet did the trick! The paralyzed Wyvern screams as it yelps and struggles to be set free, but nothing could help it. Then mega wailed on his tail with his divine slasher but the attacks were bouncing right off.

  Focused on the helpless Wyvern, the team failed to realize that something else has entered the area…. Valentine -“ get the horns” zaku” k” zaku loaded a clust and before she even got to shoot, another  Diablos jumped right under zaku sending zaku flying in the air. Zaku-“WTF!” Valentine -“lol” mega-“lol” luna-“lol”. Zaku-“came outta nowhere!” at this time, the stunned blos was set free and sent out such an infuriating screech, it ringed throughout the whole area. Black mist foamed from its mouth, and it started growling. Mega-“….fuuuuuccccckkkkk…….” Luna-“...shyt…”

  The infuriated blos sprinted towards the hunters eager to kill. Luna barely got out but the rest got totaled. While they were all on the ground the 2nd blos dug down in the ground and disappeared in the sand. Then Valentine threw a bomb witch emitted an ear splitting sound that scared the blos out of the ground and trapped because of the immediate jump. At this time zaku is on a cliff shooting clusts the battlefield was full of screams, blood and explosions.

  Valentine -“luna and I will take care of this one. Mega and kazu, go take care of that one” kazu & mega “k” just at this moment the angered blos turned sideways and shot its tail down at the ground at luna. Luna flew back while mega aimed for the tail. Noticing this blos swung its tail back and forth warding off mega when luna got back up and hacked its horns luckily a horn came off (thanks to zaku’s failed attempts to stun it) and the hurt blos leaped back in pain. Seeing a chance to attack, mega headed for the tail again. He gave it a good hack and the tail gave away.

  Meanwhile Valentine took out his ceramic blos lance and thrusted it at the trapped Wyvern’s horns. The blos finally jumped up, free of its sandy prison, and glides back down on its feet. Zaku loaded her last clust and aimed to shoot. Then, wile looking in her scope, a visepod appeared approaching fast. Zaku panicked and randomly shot anywhere. Unfortunately for Valentine, it was his chest. The clust zoomed at Valentine and exploded, sending him flying. The now free, Wyvern turned to zaku and charged. The idiotic Wyvern charged at zaku, not even focusing on the cliff right in front of him, and crashed into the cliff, getting his horns stuck in the rocks. Now valentine now got up and poked at its horns again. This time the Wyvern pulled out his horns (well one of them) and screeched angrily. Then it dug deep into the ground and fled.

  When that happened the now handicapped blos limped away from the hunters. Then Valentine charged at the blos, sticking his lance out, and pierced the blos’s leg. The blos flinched then Luna cracked its face, forcing the last horn off. The scared blos screamed of pain then zaku shot a bullet that sent the blos to its death. The blos stepped back and sent its last screech to the skies, then crashed down and twitched until it was nothing more than a carcass.

  Luna-“woot” mega-“1 down” the team carved what they needed out of the dead creature, and headed off to kill the other monster. The team entered the desert. It was hot and blurry, but the hunters’ drunk cool drinks to rid them of that. After 5 minutes of searching the desert, the blos jumped out of the ground in the distance. The team rushed towards it but then found themselves surrounded by piscine. Mega threw another bomb that sends the creatures flying in the air, frightened. Now distracted the hunters continue on while the piscine flop around on the ground.

  As the hunters approach, the blos turns around and tries to escape again, but mega threw another bomb and trapped it again. The blos, helpless yet again, struggled to get out. Luna slashed at his face to get the last horn, but the blos jumped up and sent him flying back by the intense wind. The blos, now furious, foamed black mist from its mouth. Ignoring that zaku shot pierces in his face. Then all of a sudden, a piscine jumped out of the ground and tackled zaku. Zaku-“WTF! WHY ME!?!?!” Valentine, mega, luna-“LMAO” mega-“ill get em” mega left to slay the annoying beasts.

  Luna attacked the Diablos’s leg, but the blos turned around and whacked him away. Then Valentine stabbed its tail constantly until the blos swung its tail to ward him off. Then zaku shot a pierce that shot off the blos’s last horn. Luna and Valentine attacked the blos continuously, using teamwork to their advantage.

  Mega-“clear” zaku, Luna, Valentine-“g j” mega-“np” mega rushed to the battlefield to lend a helping hand. Then the blos turned and charged at mega. Mega rolled out of the way and sliced its tail. The blos turned around and charged again little did it know that Luna laid a pitfall trap! The blos ran and fell into the trap. Then Mega, Luna, and Valentine rushed and knocked the blos senseless. Then zaku loaded a crag and lit it up. The blos screamed and fell over dead in a ditch.

  They did it. They did an unbelievable feat. Mega-“YEESSS” Valentine-“good job guys…and zaku” zaku-“lol” Luna-“that was awesome!” when they got back to town; they celebrated, and was known throughout the town for their bravery.

                                                                                      THE END

EEEVIIILLLLL! 

The Attack of The Rathalos!

The Hunter opens his eyes; he looks around, he sees the Camp ready and his teammates behind him, zaku, black_cyote, and testement45. He turns to get supplies, black_cyote-“OK LETS KIK ITS ASSSSS!!!!!” the hunters laugh. When the supply box was empty, the team set off to their adventure. Megablueblaster- “go to 10. ill flush out of 6.” zaku-“k”. testement45-“Rodger”. Mega-“-.-‘ ”

Mega ran towards his destination, and the rest followed his orders. As mega came close to his destination, he heard growls. All of a sudden, velciprey attacked him! He ran to them without a doubt that he will be victorious. One leaped at him with a shriek. He quickly took out his sword and swung his sword over head and cut the beast CLEAR in half. The rest lunged forward and mega used their skulls as baseballs and sent the dinosaurs flying do their deaths. He put his sword away and kept on going.

He reached the cliffs and looked around. Rathalos nowhere to be found. He looked at some pigs walking by and then he saw a shadow. He looked up and saw the Rathalos. He smiled and waited for it in the bushes. The beast landed and looked around. Mega jumped out and rushed forward. The Rathalos turned around and screeched a warning. The hunter ignored it and gave it a hello present to the FACE. The beast flinched in pain while the hunter made blows. It turned around and whacked the hunter with its tail, sending him flying. As a desperate attempt, flew away to a safer place. Magablueblaster- “it’s on its way” testement45-“k”

   Mega rushed out to his friends and when he got there he saw the Rathalos in a ditch, screaming and his friends wailing on it. As soon as mega came close the Rathalos jumped out of the ditch. The winds pushed all of the hunters back. Testament45 loaded his gun with a clust and shot the Dragon down. Then black_cyote stabbed the Rathalos in the face with his lace continuously wile it flinched, not getting a chance to move. At this time mega charged at it and hacked its tail. In a matter of seconds its tail gave in and the hunter cut it clear off the beast’s body. The Rathalos jumped away with a scream that roared of pain. Then zaku charged her hammer and cracked its leg. The Dragon fell over and struggled to get up. When it got up it screamed out of anger. It screamed so loud the hunters had to cover their ears. Distracted, the Rathalos shot a fireball at testament45. the blast sent him flying. Then the angered Dragon charged at zaku. Zaku ran and jumped out of the way, barely scraping it.

   Distracted by the action, mega failed to realize that something was following him. He turned around and saw a cat with a bomb. He tried a desperate attempt to run away but it was too late, the explosion sent mega flying. Now, seeing a chance to escape, the Rathalos jumped in the air to fly away. When Zaku saw this she threw a bomb, which emitted a blinding light. The Rathalos, now blinded came crashing down to the earth with a yelp. The hunters, now seeing a chance to attack, charged at it and with a final blow sent the Rathalos to its death.

The dying beast staggered around and then fell to the ground with a final squeal. Mega-“woot”. zaku-“finally! “Black_cyote-“HELLZ YEAH!!” it was over. The beast was slain, the rewards paid, and the mission-completed. The team celebrated and headed home with a victory and…internal…organs…….