"HEY,WHATS UP,I'M NAVI!!!"

"I'M KINDA LOUD AT TIMES BUT PEOPLE LIKE ME,LIKE LINK"

"HI LINK!!"

"Screw You!"

"HAHA,GOOD ONE LINK!"

ANYWAYS THIS ISN'T ABOUT ME,THIS IS ABOUT A NINJA WHO'S EVEN MORE HATED THAN ME THIS IS THE STORY OF.....

RAIN!!!!

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*Rain hangs out at the pit*

"*sigh* why can't anybody like my skills at fighting?"

"I am cool,I KNOW! I'LL CREATE THE LARGEST STORM EVER CREATED!"

*creates a storm that's destroying everything*

"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

RAIDEN

"What, I wanted to give you guys a great gift!"

"No,that was so bad you flooded the Elder Gods realm,did you know you soaked my favorite fighting attire,now I need to go back to the Mortal Kombat 4 attire!"

"*Shivers* this is what happens when you have a single sip and then it backfires on you."

"umm.....sorry?"

"NO,NO SORRY! THIS IS THE LAST TIME RAIN!Do you know how many times you screwed up?"

"no."

"well lets see

• 6 games ago you ran around the graveyard and distracted and caused them to lose
• in Trilogy you somehow joined the roster when we specifically DIDN'T invite you.and you blew Khan's palace and ruined the fun of destroying him
• you where purple,don't you know that's the national gay color?
• You keep stealing my moves
• in Armageddon,we didn't invite you AGAIN and you still snuck in."

"Well.....I control weather?"

"YEAH THATS MY JOB!I'M THE FREAKIN' GOD OF THUNDER!WE THE ELDER GODS,KHAN AND THE REST OF MK MEMBERS HAVE BANNED YOU FROM MK FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER!"

"But we need the required 7 ninjas!"

"exactly why we have that covered.Rain meet the NEW COOLER NINJA!"

"YOGURT!"

"what?......HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA!You replac with a guy that shoots dairy products"

*Yogurt blasts an infinte amount of non-fat yogurt into Rain's mouth*

"AHH!....NO....I'M...LACTOSE...INTO...LER...ANT"

FATALITY!

"Great job yogurt,say can I have some yogurt--non-fat--I'm on a diet"

"sure!"

"oh yeah and Rain don't think about sneaking to this years Mortal Kombat we're hosting it on the other side of the game world."

*15 hours later*

*Rain respawns*

"Finally I respawn...I need to get to that tournament...well looks like the only way is to travel the game world."

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And that concludes part 1

oh yeah the national gay color thing was some lame thing in Halo 3 if you see a guy with purple armor (like me before I got Reach) you say that,it's a stupid thing and I hated it,but thought it would be perfect for this.

still pretty boring for me

ayways in Ocarina of Time I'm almost done with the shadow temple

first attempt on Bongo-Bongo:I died

I knew what to do,but it still was tough

in other news I will be getting F-Zero GX soon

In other other news,The Adventures of Purple Rain will air on Friday

in other other other news,I like cheez-its

hello,not much going on,my vaca from school is next week.

So I heard about this new game Dead Island and this game looks AWESOMELY........TERRIBLE!really?is this the best they can come up with,I saw the trailer it didn't even scare me,dead 10 year old?yeah that SUREEE IS SCARY......like kittens.Also read the article it said it would have a weapon combo system.YEAH THAT DOESN'T RIP OFF ANY GAME *COUGH* DEAD RISING 2 *COUGH*

Also played some Assasin's Creed Brotherhood...still awesome

I finally beat6 robot masters in Mega Man 9,IT WAS HARD!here's what I had to do

I beat Galaxy Man first so up next is Jewel Man

but Jewel Man's stage is the hardest and has an annoying mini boss.

What's required to make it easy is Concrete and Hornet Man's weapons

So I kill Splash Woman since Concrete Man's near impossible without her weapon

So after 15 tries I kill Hornet Man

Then I faced Jewel Man and killed his mini boss.

So after 20 more tries I make it to Jewel Man

I kill him and get the Jewel Satelitte and Rush Jet

So then I face Plug Man and after 20 tries getting through the dissapparing block part with Rush Jet.

I kill him and now I'm stuck in Tornado Man's stage

CRAP!

WELCOME AGAIN TO MY TOP TEN!!!

before I begin I need to clear somethin' up.What I mean are people from youtube or someother site that are quite famous with their videos involving games.well thats it,HERE WE GO

10.Clementj642 (AKA,The Great Clement)

X6,Clement hates this game.

http://www.youtube.com/user/clementj642?blend=1&ob=4#p/a/u/1/JDPYImV_ndk

Starting the list is the Great Clement,He's pro with Let's Play's,he actually did the whole original Mega Man series and Mega Man X,he tortured himself (X6 and X7) and loved himself (X8 )and he now currently is doing a quick LP of Tail's Sky Patrol (don't ask)

9.PhantomSavage

no he's not an emo,but is a psycho

http://www.youtube.com/user/phantomsavage?blend=2&ob=4

The best way to describe Phantom is this....****ING CRAZY! He hasn't been active in his channel for awhile (he has another channel which you'll see later.)He has done alot of LP's his current one is Dead Rising and he likes to reference the characters to friends of his on his channel.He andhis Mexican buddyKZX also do LP's together on another channel.

8.BrentalFloss

Your favorite handsome Bald Guy.

http://www.youtube.com/user/brentalfloss?blend=1&ob=4

Gamer/Musician/Comedian BrentalFloss is the creator of the famous WITH LYRICS series which is when he takesRetro videogame melodies and gives them,well,LYRICS! here all the ones he has done so far (at least most of them)

Mega Man 2 With Lyrics

Mega Man 2 TITLE with lyrics

Zelda With Lyrics

Super Mario Bros. 3 With Lyrics

Mega Man 3 With Lyrics

Contra With Lyrics

Punch-Out With Lyrics

Kirby With Lyrics

Mega Man 3 GAME OVER With Lyrics

DuckTales With Lyrics

CastleVania II With Lyrics

Tetris With Lyrics

Zelda II With Lyrics

7.Kitty0706

http://www.youtube.com/user/kitty0706?blend=1&ob=4

Garry's Mod,Elliot's world

Techinically not a gamer,but I count Garry's Mod as a game.He makes hilarious and random videos using Garry's Mod such as Elliot (him) goes to school and Moments with Heavy.He REEAALLY is random an crazy,although not as crazy as Phantom.

6.ScrewAttack

http://screwattack.com/

No not the Metriod Power-Up

ScrewAttack rules.it has AVGN 'nuff said

I'll continue this tomorrow bye.

well I decided to get rid of my Metal Gear Awesome Snake image and replace.....WITH A GIF IMAGE :D

I'm a having a gif of Proto Man shooting his blaster because he is of course my favorite Mega Man character (Yes cooler than Zero,Iris' death ruined Zero's chances)

well thats bout it

Everyone,I'm here to tell you this.Just today,2 hours ago I have beaten a game I dreamed about beating.I have beaten...

I didn't expect the final boss (Gamma) to be so easy,in fact it was pretty disapointing.But at least I heard WHISTLE CONCERT!

in other news since nobody voted (jerks! :evil: ) Weegee wins by default. And The Adventures of Purple Rain will start next week,I'll try to get help from current co-author of TEAM EPIC!! Avatarman

Okay now here's a top 10 DOUBLE FEATURE!It's expeirenmental and completely unoriginal.But HERE WE GO!!

10.Top Man-Mega Man 3/Tornado Man-Mega Man 9

Starting the list is none other than the weakling Top Man who you should start with in Mega Man 3.Top Man was a robot created by Dr. Light and Wily to work on other planets to find resources to create Gamma.But how does BeyBlade help create a war machine (in Wily's case of course)?I don't know

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Now Tornado Man is COOOL!The story for Tornado Man is that he's a robot built to stop the formation of dangerous storms.Unfortunately he was expired and was scheduled to be scrapped.HMM I WONDER WHO CAUSED HIM TO BE EVIL?MAYBE ROLL!

9.Pump Man-Mega Man 10/Search Man-Mega Man 8

okay Pump Man....He cleans water?yeah,his job was to purify water at a wastewater treatment plant.Capcom needs to get more creative.

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Search Man.......I'LL KNOW WHEN I FIND IT!

8.Dust Man-Mega Man 4/Shadow Man-Mega Man 3

Dust Man-"*COUGH**COUGH**GASP**COUGH**COUGH*I'm sorry what?

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Shadow Man was originally an unknown,deactivated robot found by Dr.Wily.Doesn't anyone like a ninja-themed robot who throws giant shrukiens?

7.Clown Man-Mega Man 8/Time Man-Mega Man:Powered Up

Clown Man...well he was origially a theme park robot and--SERIOUSLY DR.WILY YOU STOLE THIS LOSER??!!

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"Your Time is Up" coolest line eva!Time Man is originally a prototype on being able to slow down time.Wily later perfected this with Flash Man who freezes time completely.But does Flash have a cool british accent,I THINK NOT (maybe,I dunno)

6.Plug Man-Mega Man 9/Metal Man-Mega Man 2

Plug Man is a plug...man.uhh....thats all I got I mean he's a plug

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Metal Man,easiest Robot Master,but he's the reason why the metal blade is the best weapon in the whole series.RESPECT SON!

5.Sheep Man-Mega Man 10/Splash Woman-Mega Man 9

Sheep Man..BAAAH...BAAAH

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The first Female Robot Master (you wouldn't believe how many sexual picI had to go through to find an okay one) she's already since we haven't seen a female character since Roll.So Capcom isn't sexist!

4.Jewel Man-Mega Man 9/Gemini Man-Mega Man 3

The first Gay Robot Master.

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Gemini Man's his straight cousin

3.Wood Man-Mega Man 2/Quick Man-Mega Man 2

Wood Man...he must get laughed at by the other robots

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MAN IS HE QUICK

2.Plant Man-Mega Man 6/Snake Man-Mega Man 3

When I said Jewel man was the first gay robot master....I was wrong

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Me-So Snake you would say you're the greatest robot master ever?

Snake Man-Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss I would.

1.Hard Man-Mega Man 3/Cut Man-Mega Man 1/Powered Up

Hard Man,the name sounds sexuallywrong to my dirty,dirty mind.But other than that,whats so special.Most robot masters have their ability said right in their name,but what about Hard Man,he's hard?He was kinda easy for me when I fought him.

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Cut Man,so awesome his pic will be in 8-bit.He cuts simple as that,obviously thats cool.

well thats my list for ya.BYe!

Okay I'm putting the finale of TEAM EPIC!! on hold for 2 reasons

1.I wish to start my next story

2.TEAM EPIC!!'s ending will merge with my next story's ending

and what is my next story you ask weeeeeeeeeelllll!!!!!

THE ADVENTURES OF PURPLE

Yep my next story is on the lamest ninja who ever lived,fighting to gain his job back from the evil(er) YOGURT

...........

what?Were you expecting a pic?I don't have PAINT installed on my laptop ya know :x

just imagine as a cream colored MK ninja,they're all palette swaps after all :P

oh but I'm not leavingyou guys out of this,I want you guys to decide what Rain you'll do next!You'll choose whether he'll be bad or bad or if he should learn a new move.

but there's one thing

I want you guys to decide which of these 3 wild card dudes should be in the story!

A.I.M. MEEN

B.WEEGEE

(0_0 *GULP*)

C.Elmer (go on youtube,type elliot goes to school,if you don't know what I'm talking about)

Now we all know about TEAM EPIC!! no worries I'm not ending it,I'm having a buddy work on the part 1 of the EPIC FINAL BATTLE!!!I have another thing

I'M COMING WITH ANOTHER STORY!!

Now I'm not telling what it's about,but I will tell it's based on an MORTAL KOMBAT character

I'll give you a hint,nobody likes him and HIS TEARS FALL LIKE RAIN

you'll need to search up google for awhile

I'm back with another top 10 list,and this time with one of my favorite series of all time...MEGA MAN!this series is filled with excelled musical scores,from the robot masters,to epic opening sequences.I'll show you the ten that'll make the cut in my list.well lets cut the chit-chat and HERE WE GO!!

10.Flash Man's theme/Mega Man 2

Flash Man is always who I start with in Mega Man 2,sure people rather pick Metal Man or Air Man but Flash Man's power is useful in those stages (plus Quick Man's but that's another story).Also I love his stage's song,it's catchy!what can I say!

9.Mega Man 2Intro Theme/Mega Man 2

It starts off slow and nice...and then BAM!IT GOES AWESOME!I have this so low on the list because of how short it is...damn I hate constantly replaying

8.Mega Man X4 Opening Stage(X)/Mega Man X4

This gameis my 2nd favorite Mega Man X (My favorite is X5).Sure,the USA version featured the worst voice acting next to DBZ (maybe that's why X5 was text),but man the music was awesome!while Zero is 1000x more awesome than X,his opening stage theme wasn't as impressive as X's.His was fast paced,awesome,made you feel like always on the move.'nuff said

7.Skull Man's Stage/Mega Man 4

sure,Mega Man 4 was a dissapointing sequel,and Skull Man was probably the worst robot master in that game since he's just a Wood Man clone,but hey his stage's music was pretty damn cool,it was catchy and fun to hum to.And it helped distract you from seeing Skull Man was an awful robot master

6.Storm Owl's Stage/Mega Man X4

Storm Owl's stage....W007!!!!!

5.Snake Man's Stage/Mega Man 3

Snake Man's my favorite Robot Master.His stage had the right difficulty he needed ALOT of strategy to fight against and his theme is cool.it really showed what he was all about...kicking your ass.He took me many tries to beat due to his high level of damage.He was nightmare for me....he was horrible....he was awesome

4.Wood Man's Stage/Mega Man 2

Say what you want about Wood Man,but his theme was definitely awesome!His theme is my favorite of all the robot master themes.It had a cool beat,catchy,and-just like Skull Man-covered his lameness

3.Mega Man 3 Opening/Mega Man 3

The only thing that kept me from fighting the insane difficulty of Mega Man 3 (that and the game over theme with lyrics)

2.Dr.Wily Stage 1/Mega Man 2

Dr. Wily Stage 1 was always awesome to here at any time....it's actiony!if only the Stage 2 could be said the same thing.

1.Whistle Concert (Proto Man's Theme)/Mega Man 3

Ahh Proto Man...he's my favorite Mega Man character (yes he beats Zero,deal with it).Since Mega Man 3 I've been impressed by his mysteriousness,hisrivalry to his brother/frenemy Mega Man...and his Theme Song.It's really sad I'll tell ya.It made me cry *FUN FACT*-Proto Man's theme song is also the Mega Man 3 ending credits theme.His theme is also my favorite Mega Man song EVA!

HONORABLE MENTION-Shadow Man's Stage/Mega Man 3

While it wasn't impressive enough to make the list,it's still cool.It's Robo Ninja Gaiden!Shadow Man was also a frustration but he definitely had a great song.

Well that's my list for ya see you lata