The Wii U this year was such a disaster that I found myself wandering the streets at night trying to solve the mysteries of the universe. I came so close to the answers but abandoned my research after being distracted by the Switch reveal.

Best not to use Twitter while dropping acid

My faith in US gamers has been restored

@frank_castle: Things will pick up on the Fallon show when I become staff writer in February

I was waiting for Miyamoto to crowd surf at the end. Maybe next time....

@sellingthings: It helps when you hit black ice going 80

@barbarossa213: Skies of Arcadia is one of my all time favorites. I play it once a year on Dreamcast

@lembu90: ???? You should check out other sites that focus on Japanese games (ex. Gematsu) and you will realize console JRPGs are alive and well

@darthrevenx: You must have experienced some shrinkage that day