Xbone total sales still in second place and as the Navy Seals would say, 'second place is first loser'

@luis2113: Glad you are having fun luis. Wish more people joked around more instead of being so serious

@bonzaibillie_99: That is a lot of harsh words coming from a nun :-p

All these Bones being sold will eventually be traded in for the Nintendo NX and Sony Pro. #MomentumCrushed

@timemasheen: I will make a "special" batch laced with arsenic :-p

@lordstrategery: Had no idea a text book on good jokes with rules existed lol. Anyways, Gears has been out less than a week and already has multiply patches. I hardly call that being delusional

GOW4 has more patches than the total customers visiting a Las Vegas brothel on 5 cent nickel night

@xantufrog: That is just terrible. I would have rolled down the window and said "Watch were ya going next time lady" and then make the tires kiss the asphalt as I sped away

@Xristophoros: I hit someone playing Pokemon Go with my van after he came flying out of a backyard on his bike. Luckily he was alright but I gave him a good spanking for being careless

Never wear VR headsets while driving during rush hour traffic. Things turn out very bad - I know from experience