I will light a candle and say a prayer each night that Microsoft stops bullying Insomniac

They look constipated just like how gamers feel when turning on Xbox One

I like to see him do the truffle shuffle

I feel sorry for people who live in the USA. They have to deal with so much nonsense day after day

@7tizz: 'Personally Attacking People On Gamespot: The Story Of My Life' by 7tizz. Coming soon to a bookstore near you.

Back in the day when Microsoft published more diverse games that did not go pew pew or vroom vroom

Luckey is working with Bandai Namco on Summer Lesson: Trump Edition

I tell my friends what the password is so they can remind me if I ever forget

I have no idea what these specs mean so I just download and hope for the best

I applied to Microsoft marketing department and the interview went something like this; "Are you good at lying? - Yes, Are you good at starting flame wars? - Hell yes, Are you a narcissistic arrogant egomaniac? - No, but I can be if that's what you want. Congratulations, you're hired as our new spokesperson. You have the same qualities as Albert Penello and Aaron Greenberg" I start work next Monday