Make them watch tied up in a chair as you smash Fortnite with a sledgehammer and fire bomb their car for good measure. If they apologize - keep 'em, if not - leave 'em for good.

Making this online only sure was a great idea ha

I like the art style but not the gameplay, which has you listening/reading a wall of text for most of the game. This is a very niche game that will only appeal to certain people, so the lack of commercial success was already written on the wall.

Roseanne be like "Trumps my boy" and goes on to say his name 237 times in the next episode. Tim Allen also needs a new TV series

The fight against Thanos would end rather quickly if all the superheroes concentrated on punching him in the nuts and then rip out his eyeballs. I know that sounds unfair but when the Earth is on the line, you gotta win by any means necessary

Announcing an announcement that will be announced in the future. Think my head is gonna explode like the guy from 'Scanners'

My favorite was people buying Xbox One in Japan ?

Spoiler: Someone eats a massive amount of chili and gets everyone killed by farting

@asnakeneverdies: Well....I might show up in a Microsoft article once in awhile