"Hi, my name is Moonco and I have gaming disorder. Sorry I'm late - accidentally went to alcoholics unanimous group next door thinking it was for GD. Was told I could get free health care insurance and disability benefits by filling out the proper paperwork for my disease. I try not to spread gaming disorder to others but it's so difficult. Already infected 576 people. My blood is made out of Mountain Dew, had four blood clots within six months and now have a permanent rash on my butt checks from sitting so long. The "Man" looks down on me because of my condition so I'm here attending this meeting to learn how to combat this vicious addiction."
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