@bobafetthatesu: Hi Boba Fett. I got so upset when you fell into the sarlacc pit. How did you escape? Was it the jet pack?

@davillain-: Thanks DaVillain! You get thumps up and free hugs this week

@reduc_ab_: They want them buried to keep the evil spirits away :-)

I was hunting lions with my uncle at Hwange National Park in Zimbabwe this past July when we stumbled upon a Shona village by the Zambezi river. I noticed off to the northeast piles of smashed Xbox One boxes and consoles scattered all over the place. According to our guide Abdul-Jabber, planes fly overhead every Saturday and drop the X1 near the village landfill because it's selling so poorly worldwide.

My uncle and I spend the next two days helping the Shona people bury the consoles. When we were about to leave a tribesman came by and said "someday these X1 will be very valuable just like the Atari 2600 ET games in the Alamogordo New Mexico landfill." I smiled and left.

I dare someone to drink six super-size sodas and watch all the movies without leaving to use the bathroom

Go Japan Go!

Still waiting for that Sesame Street: Once Upon A Monster sequel

I have a feeling the NX will be bombarded with cheap mobile garbage instead of a steady stream of AAA games :-(

@unreal849: I say "Kinect, stop door" but sometimes that doesn't work so I have to go over and kick it lol

I use mine as a door stopper