I lost my Polly Prissy Pants doll so I went to a fortune teller named Madame LaBlanc to found out what happened. After learning Polly was unharmed buried by the flower garden, I asked if the Xbox One X was right for me.
The crystal ball violently changed colours as Madame LaBlanc looked on. "Xbox One X is a petty upgrade over the S, with no gamez and only for 'discerning connoisseurs of gaming.' The Switch is a much better deal" she said. I went home with a smile on my face knowing the $30 I gave her was well spent.
Already having special discounts to entice consumers to buy one due to lack of sales. "Look out for the iceberg (crash) nnnoooo!!" Cue the Titanic theme.
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I woke up this morning and noticed this ugly 1980s VHS looking black box that had a tacky X symbol placed next to the TV. On closer inspection, I realized this was a Xbox One X. My heart began to race - was I having a nightmare? I picked up the phone to call the cops but then stopped dead in my tracks. Placed on the table next to my Stretch Armstrong action figure was a receipt with my name on it for a Xbox One X. The room grew smaller and I started gasping for air....then blackness.
Next thing I knew my boyfriend was pouring cold water in my face to wake me up. "I had this terrible dream where I bought a Xbox One X" I said. He started laughing "Sorry, I misplaced my credit card and used yours to buy one. Hope you don't mind." I stood up and not saying a word, walked out the door never to see him again.
@chiefwiggum16: Platinum Games were working their asses off so much that many senior developers had to take time off for health reasons. When they got back, Scalebound was behind schedule so MS pulled the plug instead of giving them time to catch up. I doubt Platinum Games will ever work with MS again.
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