I don't know who blackened his soul along time ago, but may god have mercy on it

Colonel Sanders is a badass - just ask Eric Cartman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPC1my_k0uI

@7tizz: You know what makes my blood boil? Not hearing enough cowbell on 'Don't Fear The Reaper'

@ALLIAMOS: Switch to a PS4 Pro and then have your son send me a thank you letter after everything is setup and running :-p

Wonder if the water gets hot enough to cook a lobster?

New book called 'The Art of Deception: How to Nickle & Dime Gamers' by Turn 10, coming soon

@Pyrosa: Now that is a movie I would love to see lol

Early mock-ups had Master Chief riding a sled pulled by ponies with a rainbow halo over his helmet

Let me reach inside my bag of Microsoft quotes and see what I can find....Oh, what do we have here? "Paying for many third-party exclusives isn't our long term strategy' - Big Phil, 2015.

I can't imagine what the Ubisoft studios smell like. The carbon dioxide and nitrogen levels must be hovering around 50%