I was playing Fortnite on PS4 and was destroying everyone on Xbox One. Many ran away in tears and at least two people said they were scarred for life! I spent the next hour rubbing my hands together with a big smile on my face thinking "what a joyful day causing all those salty tears"

'Options to exclude microtransactions and in game ads are not available at this time.' Darn, so much for "Intelligent" Delivery

I still have toasted marshmallows left over from Microsoft 3rd place finish last month

@BrokutheMighty: Did someone at Nintendo accidentally run over you pet cat?

@DIOSNY: Times have certainly changed

Razer controller will break within a week leaving those who bought it in tears

Should of never been announced at all. Atari 2600 ET looks better than the Crackdown 3 demo shown at E3.

@sladakrobot: I don't think anyone in Japan knows what a Xbox is lol You have better luck finding the Loch Ness monster than seeing a X1 in stores.

People often stop me in the streets and ask "Moonco, where are the X1X gamez?" My reply is "If you want them gamez then get a PC, PS4 or the almighty Switch. Microsoft is pouring more resources into hardware instead of caring about 1st and 2nd titles". I then sign my autograph and they leave happy.

Hope Seiken Densetsu 3 gets a remake and localized for the West