A freebie inside a McDonald's Happy Meal is still on the high side :-p

(This is obviously a joke not meant to hurt any feelings)

@suicidesn0wman: Sure, just don't drive over my van/home

Xbox director Albert Penello described Scorpio as a "really badass gaming PC". Microsoft is calling the Scorpio a PC?? Well I be darn, next thing you know Big Phil will step up to the mic and tell us Scorpio is the greatest thing to happen since the Big Bang

$1.99 + tax and free tickets to a Monster Truck rally

@DIOSNY: Of course - I love Windows ME but people keep saying "You need to upgrade Moonco" and I'm like "psst, over my dead body". They give me strange looks wondering what the hell I'm talking about.

@suicidesn0wman: Still trying to figure out how to make that happen lol

@sladakrobot: good call - thanks for saving my neck :-) lol

I was planning on buying the Scorpio but decided to build a PC with similar specs and call it "Super Scorpio 2.0". I can play almost all the games Xbox One/S/Scorpio offers along with thousands of other titles from Steam and GOG. One of the smartest decisions I made my entire life.

I tried to trademark the word "troll" but the judge just laughed in my face

@asnakeneverdies: graphics over gameplay - we all know this is the truth. Ohh, what am I saying - those Scorpio specs have corrupted my little mind