im totally gonna get modded:
One day an old man is drinking a beer and his grandson says, "Hey, can I have a sip of that?" to which the old man replies "Can your **** touch your butt?" The boy says no so the grandfather says "Well then you can't."
The next day the old man is smoking a cigar and his grandson says "Hey can i try that?" to which the old man replies "Can your **** touch your butt?" Once again the boy says no and the grandfather says "Well then you can't."
On the third day, the boy is eating a cookie and his grandfather says "Hey can i have a piece of that?" to which the boy replies "Can your **** touch your butt?" The grandfather says "Yes." and the boy says "Well then go **** yourself my mom baked me these!"
I cleaned it up as much as possible but ya know.
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