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#1  Edited By NobleCow
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It is over. With the recent January sales data, it is obvious that SONY has won the console generation and that the Xbone will be lucky to edge past the Wii U.

After years of being railed last generation, SONY has come full bound. The King has reclaimed its crown and he's taking no prisoners.

The Xbone never had a chance. With the genius Mark Cerny at the helm of PS4's design, there was nothing Microsoft could do to change their predicament. Even if Microsoft spend their entire fortune on the Xbone R&D, no engineer at Microsoft would have been smart enough to topple Cerny's amazing design.

This is destiny. This is God's will. The King has come back.

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http://gamingbolt.com/titanfall-dev-explains-why-you-cant-shoot-through-walls

Programming shoot-through walls takes a little bit of computational juice from the CPU and GPU. It seems like the Xbone is already struggling immensely with PS2 graphics, 6v6 at 720p that there is no power left to factor in shoot-through wall feature.

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@lostrib said:

@noblecow said:

@Shielder7 said:

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Except Drake isn't friendzoned every single time.

Nice try, Nintendrones. Like how Link will never score with Zelda, so too will lowly sheep never ever obtain glory of being the master race.

I hope you're not implying I'm a sheep.

Yes, you are. Why else would you compare a game for 2nd class gamers to a game designed by and for 1st class elite gamers?

Link is a beta male and is a perfect representation of what Sheep are in real life. Nintendo made Zelda to appeal to beta trash gamers who will never score anything but Mario coins in their lives.

Uncharted is for alpha males. The elites of society. Drake is an epitome of what cows are: Strong, brave men that eventually scores a blonde. You Sheep, on the other hand, will never score a "Zelda". All you get are brunettes.

Are you drunk? What the **** are you ranting about?

I smell a butthurt brunette.

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#4  Edited By NobleCow
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@Shielder7 said:

@noblecow said:

Except Drake isn't friendzoned every single time.

Nice try, Nintendrones. Like how Link will never score with Zelda, so too will lowly sheep never ever obtain glory of being the master race.

I hope you're not implying I'm a sheep.

Yes, you are. Why else would you compare a game for 2nd class gamers to a game designed by and for 1st class elite gamers?

Link is a beta male and is a perfect representation of what Sheep are in real life. Nintendo made Zelda to appeal to beta trash gamers who will never score anything but Mario coins in their lives.

Uncharted is for alpha males. The elites of society. Drake is an epitome of what cows are: Strong, brave men that eventually score blondes. You Sheep, on the other hand, will never score a "Zelda". All you get are brunettes.

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@lostrib said:

@noblecow said:

Except Drake isn't friendzoned every single time.

Nice try, Nintendrones. Like how Link will never score with Zelda, so too will lowly sheep never ever obtain glory of being the master race.

classy

It is.

You see, TLOZ series is a perfect personification of sheep's unsatiated desire of being noted by superior gamers.

Link will always want to bang Zelda, but we all know Zelda only sees Link as a "friend". Likewise, Sheep will always aspire to be the master elite race like us Cows, but we all know that Sheep will always be the low-class, 2nd class gamers that they are.

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#6  Edited By NobleCow
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The Xbone is poorly designed and engineered. Mark Cerny, the smartest man in the gaming industry, personally designed the PS4 for maximum power and efficiency, rivaling that for $5000 gaming PCs. The Xbone is an inefficient, low-end PC that'll forever be stuck with 720p and sub-30 FPS.

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Except Drake isn't friendzoned every single time.

Nice try, Nintendrones. Like how Link will never score with Zelda, so too will lowly sheep never ever obtain glory of being the master race.

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