"As for that VP talk all the time, I'll tell you, I still can't answer that question until somebody answers for me what is it exactly that the VP does every day?" -Governor Sarah Palin,
less than a month before being selected as John McCain's VP Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen. As you may or may not be aware of, Senator McCain recently made his VP choice. To say it was a shocker would be a bit of an understatement. He chose the
celebrity freshman governor from Alaska, Sarah Palin. Republicans were
quick to champion Sarah Palin's qualifications. To my knowledge, this is the first ever
"I'm Keith Hernandez!" VP pick on behalf of a nominee for a major party in the U.S. ESPN sports writer Bill Simmons is the most common user of the "I'm Keith Hernandez" theory. It references the Seinfeld Episodes that feature former baseball player Keith Hernandez as a guest star. The episodes show Keith getting away with any number of things that the rest of us wouldn't even try to do with no repercussions due to the justification being "I'm Keith Hernandez!" The unspoken full sentence is "I'm Keith Hernandez and I'm so famous and popular that I can do whatever the hell I damn well please and get away with it." Senator McCain is an icon; one might even say a celebrity, of American politics these days. He frequently makes gaffes and factual errors out on the campaign trail because the American press, whom he refers to as "his base", simply doesn't cover the slipups. With this VP pick the good Senator seems to have reached full on "I'm Keith Hernandez!" thinking. It shows the sort of thinking that believes that the press will not bother connecting the dots in the line of attack that Senator McCain has been pressing on Senator Obama for the last month that he is dangerously inexperienced and unfit to lead. John McCain himself is 72 years old and has had cancer at least four times. He really could die on the day he takes the Oath of Office. Did he really not think the press wouldn't bother questioning the attack that Obama is too inexperienced to lead when he's adding Palin to his ticket? Assuming for just a moment that Governor Palin's seventeen months of "chief executive" experience as Alaska's governor is somehow superior to Obama's seven years as a State Senator and four as a U.S. Senator. Assume that her bachelor's degree from the University of Idaho is the equal to his bachelor degree from Ivy League Columbia and his Harvard Law degree. Further assume that her being mayor of a town of 9000 people is better experience than him being editor of the Harvard Law Review and teaching Constitutional Law for twelve years at the University of Chicago. (The 7th ranked law school in the nation.) Heck, just for fun let's assume that the beauty pageant scholarship she won to attend the University of Idaho is equal to Obama's academic scholarship to attend the Ivy league schools, given completely on merit as he left the fact that he was non-white off his applications.
Assume all that and let's take it as a given for the sake of argument that Palin is somehow better qualified and more experienced than Barack Obama is. Even if we take that as a fact, can anyone make the argument with a straight face that Palin's experience is
far greater than Obama's and therefore she is ready to be president on day one, and Obama is not, if John McCain, a 72 year old multi-time cancer survivor, dies and she inherits the presidency? As I said, this is a "I'm Keith Hernandez" moment on behalf of McCain.
Of course the press is going to ask these questions. Whereas Obama has won the right to be where he is today by building a national campaign from the ground up, slaying the Clinton Machine and proven his executive ability the same way that a small business startup that grows into a major corporation proves the ability of the startup's founders, Palin was just given her role.
Anyway, say what you will about Palin's qualifications for the office of the Vice Presidency, one thing is certain. This is a target rich environment for snarky bloggers to mock both her and her running mate John McCain. So, I'll just go ahead and get started. Actually, it appears that I am getting ahead of myself. Before I mock, I should at least give some background on Sarah Palin's resume. Here it is, in chronological order. Former runner-up in the Miss Alaska Beauty Pageant: 1984 (I mention this because it is what won her the scholarship to attend the University of Idaho in 1984.) Hawaii Pacific College: 1982 (One Semester - Majored in Business Administration) North Idaho College: 1983 Communications/Journalism Degree from University of Idaho: 1987
Wasilla City Council member: 1992 - 1996 Wasilla Mayor: 1996 - 2002 Chairperson, Alaska Oil and Gas Commission: 2003 - 2004 Governor of Alaska: 2006 - Present If you have never heard of Wasilla before, don't worry. You aren't alone. It's a small town in Alaska with just fewer than 9000 people in it.
Okay, so that's the official biography. I left out some of the things that McCain listed as her qualifications when he officially introduced her, such as her being point guard on her high school basketball team. I love basketball too, but come on! Now what are the missing parts? Well, as it so happens getting appointed to be a major party's VP choice gets you some closer scrutiny from the press.
Here is a short list of the other, "left off the resume" items that the press has dug up in the three or four days since Governor Palin was added to the Republican Ticket. Side Note to
Hokies1313: See? More press isn't always a good thing. This is an example of the difference between "Positive Coverage" and "Negative Coverage" from the media. If Senator McCain had picked a much more qualified and vetted Republican woman like
Senator Olympia Snowe or
Senator Kay Bailey Hutchinson then he'd probably be swarming in positive media coverage from his reaffirmed Maverickness. Instead, it looks to all outward appearances that he chose a "trophy wife" sty1e candidate who just looks good on his arm and bypassed more qualified women who aren't quite as picturesque.
Now, some of the items in that list are relevant to her qualifications to be VP. Some are not. Before I go through the list though, one thing stands out about the list itself. This is more a reflection on Senator McCain than on Governor Palin. Presumably Senator McCain vetted this choice before adding her to his ticket. In theory, he knew all of the items on that list. Either he doesn't view them as important or he just didn't know about them after all. Now, for each of the items on that list, I'm going to evaluate them under the following criteria: 1. Relevance to the office she is seeking. If it isn't at all relevant, then I'm not going to go into major detail and may not mention it at all. The fact that Miss Palin is a former beauty queen - and therefore a damn sight easier on the eyes than Cheney - is interesting, but completely irrelevant to the presidency. 2. Is it a scandal or not? If so, how big of a deal is it? 3. Should McCain have known about it? If so, should it have disqualified her from being picked?
Backed the "Bridge to Nowhere" The Bridge to Nowhere is the most famous case of pork earmarks in the last decade or so. It was to be a $398,000,000 monstrosity that would connect a tiny island off the coast of Alaska to an airport and replace the ferry system the state currently uses. When I say tiny, I mean
really small. Is this relevant? Yes, it is. Why? Because pretty much the first thing that Governor Palin did after she was introduced to McCain's VP ticket was to claim she opposed the bridge, when, in fact, she did not. Or at least, she didn't right away. At first, she was very much in favor of the Bridge To Nowhere. When Alaska's share of the cost was doubled she then decided that the ferry that ran between the two worked just fine. In other words, she was more than happy to have the bridge so long as it was the rest of the nation's taxpayers paying for it and not her state. For Republicans who delighted in using John Kerry's "I actually voted for it before I voted against it" quote against him in 2004, this can be viewed as karma coming back to bite them in the hiney. Governor Palin was for the bridge before she was against it. In the big scheme of things, this isn't a huge deal. People expect their politicians to lie. It shows more about Palin's political skills that her first major whopper after being added to the ticket was something so easy to disprove than it does about her governing skills. This isn't a disqualification for the office of the VP. It cuts against any claims that she's fiscally responsible, but presumably when/if she is representing the people of the U.S. instead of just the people of Alaska she'll act in the country's best interests and not just her state's.
Former member of the Alaska Independence Party? Batten down the hatches me hearties, this one has legs. Presumably since she's now a Republican the key phrase is "former member" of a party that is dedicated to removing the state of Alaska from the United States. Well, she did
give this year's welcoming address to the Independence Party's convention.
It's a little awkward to be running for the Vice Presidency of a country when a political party you have ongoing links to wants to leave behind that country entirely. As I said, this officially qualifies as a "big deal". It is safe to say that most people in the mainstream of the United States don't want their state to officially secede from the country. (Of course this is leaving out those nutjobs in the south who still love to fly those "The South Will Rise Again" flags and me personally after Bush won reelection in 2004.) To be fair, the McCain campaign has
pushed back against the suggestion that she was a member, even as
definitive proof has surfaced that her husband was one until 2002. This should have eliminated Palin from consideration from the VP ticket for McCain. Seriously, how on earth did Senator McCain not know that the press would eat this story alive? Or, at least they will eat this story alive when they're done with yet another story that broke on Palin over the last several days.
Her 17 year old, unmarried, daughter is five months pregnant. Personally, I could care less about this. Teenagers get pregnant in the U.S. all the time. This is sad, and perhaps a reflection that Palin has some flaws as a mother, but ultimately does nothing to disqualify Palin from being Vice President. But here's the problem. One of the biggest Republican voting groups is Evangelical Christians who consider sex before marriage a major "no-no". One of the things that is touted as a benefit that Palin can bring to McCain's ticket is that she is a darling of religious conservatives. She's "one of them" so to speak. How will they react to this news and couldn't McCain have found a female evangelical Christian who didn't have a teenage daughter who is currently pregnant out of wedlock to shore up that voting demographic? The always on point Matthew Yglesias has some thoughts on the
abortion angle of this issue and points out a major flaw in logic in the McCain campaign's handling of questions on the subject.
Governor Palin "lawyered up" in the ongoing "Troopergate" scandal You can read the link for the details. The Cliff Notes version is that Palin tried to pressure the Public Safety Commissioner of her state, Walt Monegan, to fire a state trooper currently going through a custody battle with her sister. When the commissioner refused, under pressure, to do so, Palin fired him. Now, by all accounts and to be fair, the trooper involved is a scumbag. However, the trooper had been punished and suspended for his conduct in the matter. The case was closed. Palin's further pursuit of it is a picture perfect example of abuse of her office and authority. Like with the Bridge to Nowhere example above. A certain amount of using your office to strike at your enemies is kind of expected in American politics. It's ugly and disgusting, but expected. What bothers me about this isn't that it is thuggish behavior, but how unsubtle this is.
This is an easy to explain example of abuse of power that the average Joe off the street can get in a 30 second soundbite. Couldn't this have been accomplished a little more delicately? America's problem over the last eight years of the Bush Administration isn't that we have been thugs. It's that we've been clumsy thugs. We have tried to bully the world in such a blatant manner that we've provoked blowback. America has wielded its power over the last century over and over again. The rest of the world has generally been a bit more willing to accept it because we were subtle thugs. All that aside, given that the investigation into Palin's activities (opened by Republicans and being paid for by Alaskan taxpayers) is scheduled to conclude days before the November election, doesn't this show bad judgment on McCain's part to add Palin to the ticket? By her hiring a lawyer it guarantees that this story will stay in the news over the next couple of months. As with the other items in this list, this will be one of the first things that most people outside of Alaska learn about Palin...other than her being ridiculously hot for a 44 year old of course but I digress. Lawyering up is a good idea for Palin if her main goal is to increase her amount of time outside of prison. It isn't such a fabulous idea if her main goal is becoming vice president. If he vetted her, he knew about this lingering scandal and it should have eliminated her from consideration with this legal snag hanging on. If he didn't vet her, why not? Speaking of lawyers...
Republican lawyers are now vetting Palin Cart, meet horse. Horse, you should always make certain to be out in front of the cart. The major thing to mention here is that Senator McCain had met Palin in person
one time before picking her this week. He didn't vet her at all, but added her to the ticket anyway. There is a profound difference between being a "maverick" and just plain reckless. I'd say this pick crosses that line.
Bonus Item: She ran the PAC of Senator Ted Stevens of Alaska, currently under indictment for accepting bribes. So add it all up and you have a very bad pick for Senator McCain's VP slot. Each of these items, individually, can be overlooked. Collectively they are a disaster. Her education is from small schools of little repute. Her public life is marked by being the mayor of a tiny town and then a governorship tainted by political scandal. Her political talents appear to be mediocre at best and her selection undercuts one of the key themes of McCain's message.
Overall, in the first major example of Obama's judgment vs. McCain's, one picked a person manifestly qualified to assume the presidency in the form of Joe Biden. The other person has a difficult time making that argument.
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