I'm surprised this picture hasn't popped out.

I'd be lying if I said talking about video games, violent movies and dirty things didn't work. No seriously.

[Insert immature joke about fingering here]

I use what I like to call the "nut up or shut up" methodology, named after a scene in a classic film. Basically just confront fear and make it my *****.

Examples: I'm terribly afraid of huntsman spiders, therefore I smash any in my domain. I'm anxious towards social interactions, therefore I overachieve in school speeches / just talk to people anyway. I'm afraid of heights, so I jump off a bridge into a river. Although that was actually a bad idea as I hurt my sack and it was fairly shallow.

Although there have been instances in the past where I froze up from fear and neither ran away or confronted the problem.

I'm glad I'm not American then. Waaaaay too much religion for my liking.

Boobies.

i think about the inevitable zombie virus thats coming. Im serious too. Everywere i go im always looking for places to hide and possible weapons and escape routes. It eats up a surprisingly large amount of my 12 hour shifts. Ive even got others doing it now. It can also double as a rampaging co-worker senario too. Ive been working in factories for about 15 years now so im way beyond normal thinking. Its all about zombies now. Im fairly sure i can survive one now and have pretty good plans on how and were to live after words.kit352

To be fair most people would survive a zombie apocalypse as the undead would be subject to predation, the elements and disease. That's why I've graduated to daydreaming about nuclear war.

A buckshot to the visual cortex. Side-effects may include (but are not limited to) blindness, paralysis, heart and respiratory complications, brain damage, coma, persistent vegetative state or death. Do not take if pregnant or lactating, or if you are on any other medication. If symptoms persist, consult a doctor.

It's important to know history in order to formulate any sort of complex plan involving directing people.

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Either way, America is the most innovative when it comes to developing weapons and canned food. As much as I'd like blow stuff up while eating cheese in a can 3 kilometers away, I feel innovation starts with a little thing called the metric system. Learn it. Use it. Love it.

Palantas

As I've pointed out a couple times on this forum, the US military uses the metric system. Maybe that's why they're so good at blowing things up.

Oh yeah, I keep forgetting that. Either way the Imperial System is the tool of the Devil.

[spoiler] Snape kills Dumbledore. Bruce Willis was dead all along. There is no spoon. Jesus gets crucified. Issac Clark was hallucinating his girlfriend all along, on account of the fact she's dead. The Timelords end up trying to overtake Earth. The Doctor manages to stop them. Actually he doesn't. His arch-enemy The Master does. But David Tennant totally could have. [/spoiler]

I've heard TC say stuff like this before, still not sure if trolling.

Either way, America is the most innovative when it comes to developing weapons and canned food. As much as I'd like blow stuff up while eating cheese in a can 3 kilometers away, I feel innovation starts with a little thing called the metric system. Learn it. Use it. Love it.

Also, world history is interesting, unless it takes place in what I like to call "the snooze period" between the 1600s to 1900s.

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Australia. There are alot of deros there.

Deihjan

I'm not sure how to respond to this. A snappy comeback? Logical perspective? EXPRESSING MY DISTASTE IN CAPS LOCK? Regardless, I'll just leave leave this little angry face here.

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Bloody oath mate.