[QUOTE="Greenwhitegreen"][QUOTE="outbreak201"]what! this cant be right?.....



outbreak201

lmao

[QUOTE="Tolwan"]

Quite honestly, the US. And not just out of blind patriotism either, but because it is the last country to protect its high moral standards and ethics, to protect all religion from persecution. The US is a country willing to fight for it's ideals, protect it's fundamental beliefs, etc. etc.

You will find these qualities near unexsistent in other countries.

Ninja-Vox

who said americans cant make an anti-bush or anti-war movie?  have you ever been to america?  but in answer to the original post, USA :)

[QUOTE="buckfush311"]My first time was so horrible that I don't even count it. We went at it for about 20 seconds before she said "Maybe we should do this some other time..." and I just hopped up and was like "Yep good call!" I was thinking to myself, "Maybe I should do it with someone that isn't so ugly I'm able to get a boner when I have my eyes open..." I'm a boob guy and she had concave boobs :( So I waited a month or two after that and met my current girlfriend and after about two weeks of being together we got it on but it was painful for both of us. I think she was too nervous and it was just toooooooooo tight. She wasn't a virgin but I guess her first boyfriend had a really small wang. I'm not exactly hung but I'm not exactly small either. The funny thing is the first time I messed around with my girlfriend was when she was a freshman in college and lived in a dorm with a very sexually open roomate. I was munching some rug and she was about 3 seconds away from the finale and all of a sudden her roomate and her roomate's mom came in...and stayed in the room...and invited a few people in from the hallway to introduce themselves to us while we layed there barely covered by a sheet. Her roomate's mom said my girlfriend has a nice ass so yay to that. Talk about awkward. That's all the funny I can come up with regarding sex...oh yeah except for that time we were doing it in the back of my car and some guy pulled up out of no where and watched us...we figured we'd give him a show and just kept going lol.Creeping_Wolf

:oops:

dude that is soo f'ed up!

[QUOTE="lord_mordain"]I was older than most, 18. We were camping.

Nothing about the actual event was really funny...

But I did almost let her walk on a snake.... A REAL snake... Perv...

She's never let me hear the end of that one...
mmogoon

yeah dude i think thats not older than most. i was 17