Why is it that trailers are no longer allowed to show more than a second of continuous footage but instead bombard you with an onslaught of random poorly sequenced clips? Both movies and games do this and I can't tell what the hell is going on. Damn millennials and your gnat like attention span are ruining my trailers. Get off my lawn.
@cornbredx: Michael's coffin, as well as the surrounding 10 feet of dirt and rock, disintegrated from the heat and friction produced by the intense rolling of his corpse. I heard that the graveyard that houses Michael's corpse is planning on using the corpse as a source of electricity due to its ever increasing spin rate. Some have hypothesized that Michael's rapidly spinning corpse may eventually evolve into a singularity and could possibly absorb the entire planet one day.
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