It takes one gamer to screw in a lightbulb.

It also takes one gamer to post about his experience with the lightbulb in an online forum.

It takes thirteen gamers to post about similar experiences with lightbulbs, and what brand of lightbulbs they use.

It takes one troll to start an argument.

It takesthree gamers to yell at the troll in an attempt to make their balls feel big.

It takes one racist to say something stupid in response to the troll.

It takes three gamers to tell the racist he's getting kicked.

It takes one gamer with authority to actaully kick the racist.

It takes five spammers to fill the fill the thread with spam.

It takes twelve whiners to rant about the fact that the thread is filled with spam.

it takes one gamer who has a really miserable life to post on the thread that he's going to burn his school down.

It takes two good citizens (who are also coincidentaly gamers) to call the authorities about the last poster.

It takes ten cops to stop a gamer from burning down a school (well, one really, but ten showed up).

It takes 27 and a half gamers to respond to the arsonist gamer's post the next morning.

It takes one gamer with slightly more authority than that first one to close the thread because it's gone to far.

It takes one gamer to log back into his account and wonder why his thread was closed. After all, it was just about light bulbs.

yeah, I kept getting an error message and when I actually checked the board I saw that I had accidentaly become a spammer :P oops!

anyway, I'll go post it over ther if you want

depends. I play until I have enoughfun to warrant stopping. hat could take a few hours, or half an hour. It's been getting harder to do recently...

It takes one gamer to screw in a lightbulb.

It also takes one gamer to post about his experience with the lightbulb in an online forum.

It takes thirteen gamers to post about similar experiences with lightbulbs, and what brand of lightbulbs they use.

It takes one troll to start an argument.

It takes3 gamers to yell at the troll in an attempt to make themselves feel better.

It takes one racist to say something stupid in response to the troll.

It takes three gamers to tell the racist he's getting kicked.

It takes one gamer with authorityto actaully take the time to kick the racist.

It takes fivespammers to fill the fill the thread with spam.

It takes one gamer with slightly more authority than that last oneto close the thread.

It takes one gamer to think about how it all went so wrong.

Total: twenty something (maybe thirty)

I think you can turn off subtitles in the options menu. as for blood, I'm not sure.

It seems to me like I missed out on every really good video game EVER because I was born ten years to late.

I don't really understand your post. would you please elaborate?

Alternatively: LOLWUT?!

I will wait fora review of the game, butIf I recal correctly there was a user review on IGN that said the game was violent over the top, and a bit repetetive, with an overall score of 8. that seems to make sense.

HEre's the simple facts for me:

1: I tried out the first l4d but didn't buy it.

2: the only reason I didn't buy it was because teamwork with 3 random strangers online proved frustrating and difficult.

3: If valve somehow makes publiconline teamwork less frustrating, then I would gladly pay them twice for it.

Jesus, I won't be able to fit them all in one post! Duke nukem series, Ico, Shadow of the collosus, street fighter 1,2, or 3, Halo 1,2 or 3, kingdom hearts 1 or 2, devil may cry 1,2,3,4, mario 64, super mario world..... hell, any mario game that was made before sunshine. also, any LoZ game that was made before oracle of seasons/ages for gameboy. Half life one, counter strike, Goldeneye, bionic commando, the first pikmin, metal gear solid 1,2,3,4, grand theft auto series, ANY mega man game...

I could go on, but you're probably tired of reading (or you just skipped to this part) and I'm tired of typing.