@bunchanumbers @A_Rabid_Dog @radcrab123 the kinect uppercutting u was a metaphor for it getting angry at you after you killed the xbone cause the kinect wants you to play it
so if the xbone was a girl when your making out with her she would start overheating from it and xplode in your face then the kinect(the guy who stalks you and her while you 2 were making out) then uppercuts you and dies but before it does it sends microsoft everything you did to your xbone then microsoft goes to your house and steals your money..
@SolidIngram because consoles cooling themselves has been a feature for such a long time and microsoft is reporting it like its the most important thing in the world
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