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What's with videogames getting trolled so much lately?

Alright guys suppose you've played quite a few violent videogames in your time and now you're placed in a situation where violence is an option. What would you do?

A. you remember your daily dose of videogame violence and think now is the time to put them to good use/ try out your fantasy, kill prostitutes or whatever

B. you remember violent videogames but think that life isn't a game so you don't do it and then you praise Jesus for it.

C. you want to do some violent things but you imagine the aftermath where the police search through your computer and find violent videogames and hentai and then society will call you a weirdo, a loser, and videogames will be judged poorly. So you end up not doing it.

D. you don't think of videogames at all because you're nervous as shit

E. all of the above AT THE SAME TIME

@Dr_McTeabag I'm pretty sure Blacklist and Conviction are direct sequels, albeit shit-tier sequel.

Being a completionist and mining planets for minerals in ME2 was painful. I fell asleep multiple times while depleting planet after planet. Should've stopped when I realized that I wasn't enjoying myself.

Holy shit do people still complain about the action in this game? They even changed the name from Metal Gear Solid Rising to Metal Gear Rising if it wasn't obvious enough that it was a spinoff. Do people complain that Mario Kart isn't a platformer or Halo Wars isn't a shooter? Wait for MGS V and then you can complain if there's too much action for your liking.

Also I hear some people complain that Raiden being overpowered as f*ck would make Snake look bad. Well they should've been complaining a long time ago because he used his goddamn strength to stop Outer Haven from approaching which I think is more ridiculous than throwing a Metal Gear Ray.

Immediately after this video: You get a full view of the city, a splicer knocks on your bathysphere, you get contacted by Atlas.....oh wait wrong game

My PC and I couldn't be more excited for Crysis in 2007. Well my PC wasn't ready but I was. I couldn't believe what I was seeing when I saw the screenshots (vanilla Crysis ended up not looking as good). I thought the sky was the limit. If the 8800GTX couldn't manage a solid framerate then how the hell am I supposed to play this thing?

Flash forward to the present and I couldn't be less excited for Crysis 3. There's a clear limit this time: current gen hardware.

This game looks like a collection of those obligatory sniping and sneaking missions from all the modern day shooters

"you take one, I take the other"

"quick! before they find the body!"

"this one's mine"

"take him out quickly!"

How many times have we seen this sh*t?

It is no exaggeration to say that I've spent thousands of hours of my life playing these games in the past. I don't intend to do it all again.

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