Granted, but you get dishonored in battle by a drunk, fat, old guy who uses a leek to beat you and then your daimyo forces you to commit seppuku.

I wish I was a ninja.

Martial arts

Weapons(designing weapons and information on weapons in general)

Anime(usually Bleach and Naruto)

Cars(any kind of car modification as long as it looks cool or makes the car go faster)

Playing video games

Watching TV

I tried the endurance run yesterday and it's frickin' hard. I usually can't even get past the first wave. I have tried a few strategies to try and get past the first level but even if they work I usually end up with either a quarter of my health left or no magic left. Here are the methods I have used:

1. Roll to the end and wait for the juggernauts to start to spawn and use GR followed with TS or an aerial MotK, TS works good but it uses up quite a bit of magic if used in combination with GR while an aerial MotK is not a guarantee of shattering both juggernauts because it seems to target the area that has the greater number of enemies which is not necessarily were the juggernauts are and also after doing MotK the lag is too long and either the juggernauts unfreeze and hit me or another monster that wasn't frozen hits me.

2. Again roll to the end and this time use CR until I get a combo of around 600 or 700 and then use RotT's flaming tornado move(I forget what it's called). This seems to be the best strategy as I usually have quite a bit of health left if done successfully but the thing is that as soon as I activate this move I turn off RotT to conserve my RotT meter for wave 3 but once I do this I sometimes get hit out of this move by the juggernauts and also even if done successfully I have almost no magic left to try it again on the rest of the enemies.

3. Just fleece the attacks. This is the worst strategy I have tried because I'm a defensive fighter so I block everything and pretty soon I'm surrounded by enemies that attack one after another so I don't have many chances to fleece them.

The second wave is easy just fleece the monsters. The third wave is hard because when I get frozen, I usually can't toggle the left analog switch fast enough to break out before being crushed or sometimes when I try to use RotT to break out of stone I press the L3 or R3 button slightly faster then the other button so RotT doesn't activate and I still get crushed. Forth wave I just fleece. I have only gotten to the fifth wave twice and both times I had very little health and died when the satyr spawns and does his attack. Tips?

Granted. But the ass is so massive that its gravitational pull causes it to collapse in on itself therefore creating a black hole that destroys the world.

I wish I had an early copy of GoW3.

Alucard, I'm pretty sure that the "bent scythe" is actually a European partisan instead of a guan dao because guan daos are a type of Asian weapon and the the picture looks like if it's from France or some other European country.

Edit: after looking it up on Wikipedia I have found that it indeed is a type of scythe called a "war scythe".

The Sisters are dead. I used addam's method for killing them, next is the endurance run. Any tips?

Stats: lvl1 SoD, lvl1 TB, lvl1 AQ, lvl2 BH, max CR, max EH, and max BoA.

The zombie monkey eats your brains.

I wish I could defeat Lahkesis on my TMNUR.