"Well, dat ass. Lame fish waifu tho. But what the hell do I even do with this thing now?"-You (and me)

You hear that @aigis? Moana or whatever the hell her name is sucked. Lacked dat ass.

Yeah, after finishing Zelda within a week you've really struggled to justify that.

#cuzshadow

@charizard1605: What is $ony's entire handheld focuses on mostly ports?

This is not something you trumpet from the high heavens as if it was a good thing. Those systems are over 10 years old.

Jesus, it's like being thrilled that you can outpace the gameboy.

Man, am I looking forward to what they have in store for the Playstation Vit-oh wait....

Can we stay on topic and discuss what $ony should do to catch up? or will Xbox return to its rightful place on the throne while my doppleganger shitposts from his Makoto_Nijima account?

You know that you just couldn't be bothered to try the battle tree.

I know because I'm you, fam.

@Celsius765: I'm totally fine with being the cooler looking one. I've always secretly hated Pokemon tho. Barely played past endgame for Sun.

My game's always so fast so fine.

Bitch please.