5. THE LAZER COLLECTION: Oh my god it's alferd molena. "Dr. Octagonapus BLAAA"

4. THE LIFE OF SHY GUY EPISODE 20: Were terrible villians aren't we. "That we are,that we are"

3. THE LAZER COLLECTION2: Hey uh wheres your phone. It's charging. "Dr. Octagonapus BLAAA"

2. STARFOX 64 IN A NUTSHELL: Falco: Oh I hate you fox! Oh! Even though Your going to save the planet I still hate you because your stupid. Neahh. (Sticks tounge out)

1. METAL GEAR AWESOME 2: Snake: Oh gee wiz I hope a tank just comes out of nowhere and owns me!"

Alright. Today I'm reviewing Twilight. Or as it should be called. Toilet. Because this movie was awful on such a unnatural level I had to scrub my eyes with oxi clean just to get all the crap off. Here is the storyline.

This is a story about a bunch of pale kids. Bella. Is a cliche emo who lives with her daddy. But hates life even though she has her own computer. She meets this vampire who is played by the same pale actor who played Cedric Diggory in Harry potter and the goblet of fire! So they like make out for the next 40 minutes. Then they fight other vampires. Then well. The end. I swear I hope that they don't try on the New moon sequel.

FINAL SCORE: 2.5 GARBAGE

I've been hearing everything about 2012. Being the so called "End of the world" Well if you ask me. There is no possible way of knowing. You have to be. Well God. To know what will happen. So I think that we all should just calm down! Or freak out and miss out on life. Your choice!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjZEBDBqH88 copy and paste this to watch the greatest piece of cinema ever.

10.Snake! Sna-wait your not snake!-METAL GEAR SOLID 2 SONS OF LIBERTY:

MGS 2 had a very convoluted storyline with many plot twists. and the biggest would have to be finding out that Snake wasn't the games protaginist but. Raiden?????

9.Evil A.I-METAL GEAR SOLID 2 SONS OF LIBERTY:

I could fill up the whole page with MGS plot twists. But finding out the Colonel was an AI created by the patriots was a real kick in the face.

8. Finesh the fight. In another 3 years-HALO 2

After boarding the alien ship. Mast3r Ch33f blows a bombshell. Saying "Sir fineshing teh fight."

7. Crono dies!-CHRONO TRIGGER

In the middle of the great RPG Chrono trigger. Crono the main character. dies. Wow that was huge. I mean. Holy crap!

6. You were born here.-FALLOUT 3

All the time you thought you were born in the vault. Near the beginning of FALLOUT 3. After going to megaton and meeting colin. You find out you were born in MEGATON!

5. Silver?-SONIC 06

Another new sonic character! Ugh.

4. Les Enfants Terribles-METAL GEAR

It was a real pulse pounding moment finding out that solid snake was a clone of Big boss!

3. Bowser Jr.-SUPER MARIO SUNSHINE

Before going to the theme park level. You find out that shadow mario was Bowser jr!

2. Samus is a chick!-METROID

This one really says itself.

1. Your princess is in another castle!-SUPER MARIO BROS.

You beat bowser. Your ready for the reward. then what. What did that toad say. No.

0. Game over. ANY GAME WITH A LIFE SYSTEM

Your playing this uber hard level. Then you die and you have 0 lives left. Then you have to start over. This was to unbearable for any gamer.

The Fallout series is without a doubt some of the best games I have ever played. I have never had such an enthralling expierence with a RPG. Not since Diablo or Final fantasy 3 has a RPG been this good!

FALLOUT: 10.0 Without a doubt my favorite RPG of all time. Well besides Earthbound.

FALLOUT 2: 9.5 Great. not as good as the original but great.

FALLOUT 3: 10.0 One of the best games I have ever played. I can't stop going to megaton and blowing it up!

Hmm...Theres alot of them but I will knock it down to three.

3. TIM SCHAFER: Known for hilarious games like Phyconauts and Grim Fandango. This man is a comical genious.

2. HIDEO KOJIMA: Best known for creating my favorite game of all time (METAL GEAR SOLID) this man knows what it takes to make a brilliant video game storyline. Kudos to you!

1. SHIGERU MIAMOTO: This man is the god of games. He has created some of the most brilliant game creators of all time. No he is the most brilliant game creator. He made Mario,Zelda,Starfox! This mans a genious.

0. Honarable mentions: GUNPEI YOKOI:Best known for. Game boy. Metroid.

SHINJI MIKAMI best known for Resident evil.

Those people are inspirations.

METAL GEAR SOLID

Just amazing this game is no doubt a master piece. The story is great. The gameplay is great. The boss battles are great. The voice acting is beliveable. Go play this game. Right now.

SCORE:10

EARTHWORM JIM

Zany,wacky,fun. These three words don't even begin to describe Earthworm Jim. This game has some of the best music I've heard in a video game. Fun gameplay. And some of the best level design I've ever seen. Too bad some of the levels are battletoads hard.

SCORE: 9.5

RESIDENT EVIL 5

I thought it was a good game but just not up to beat with all of the others. This game just isn't that scary.

Resident evil 1-2 were scary because the tank like controls emitted fear every move you make. Because confrontation could lead to death.

Resident Evil 3 was scary because you were being stalked by Nemisis creating tension.

Resident evil 4 was scary because of the feeling of isolation. You always felt alone in this game. And the odds weren't really with you most of the time.

Resident evil 5. Just isn't that scary! It's nice and bright you have a partener. This was just not that scary!

SCORE: 8.5

SUPER MARIO GALAXY

Some of you may have read how I absoloutley hate this game. I just freaking hate this game. Worst mario game ever. The camera and swimming are terrible. The new characters are just awful. Three lives doesn't help anyone. I just thought Galaxy was a piece of crap.

SCORE: 2.0

10. RANGER-Quake

9. BITTERMAN-Quake 2

8. DOOMGUY-Doom

7. MARIO-Oh what do you think genious!

6. BIG BOSS-MGS 3

5. GORDON FREEMAN-Half Life

4. UNNAMED WRITER-They hunger

3. RATCHET-Ratchet and clank

2. CLOUD-FFVII

1. SOLID SNAKE-Metal gear solid