it's kuma from afro samurai
because i'm obsessed with japanese history and afro samurai is a badass cartoon
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it's kuma from afro samurai
because i'm obsessed with japanese history and afro samurai is a badass cartoon
my rides
2005 subaru legacy GT.....factory turbo, cobb tuning turboback exhaust, chipped, cobb tuning ram air, and a aftermarket pulley.....0-60 5 seconds flat
my other ride is a 1970 chevelle malibu. it's currently sitting in my back yard with no front end. i need to get a new fender. but this one has a rebuilt 350 small block and will have a sick ass two tone matte paint job. the chevelle is the faster of the two, even though it's straight engine and my legacy has a turbo
what most people don't know is that even though i'm 21 working a low paying job, i've paid for everything done to both my ride....and paid for them all myself....that's something i'm very proud of
the name's Joshua and i have no idea what it means
although i know it's biblical...which is kinda hypocritical, seeing as i'm an aetheist
Gordon would own the Master Chief everytime.
For starters, I love how Halo fanboys always cite how the MC can fall from orbit unharmed in his suit. I have unpleasant news for them: the suit may survive unharmed, but the human body, even genetically altered ones, are unfortunately, still subject to the laws of physics and the obvious weaknesses of being composed of flesh, blood, and gristle. The suit may survive, but poor MC would have been reduced to a dripping red pulp, sloshing about inside of his suit after the impact at terminal velocity. Besides, I'd like to know how someone can be immune to falling from low orbit, yet still takes damage from conventional weapons like bullets, grenades and rockets. Pretty silly.
With that out of the way, Godon would win because:
1) He's smarter than the Master Chief. The smarter combatant always wins against the one who relies purely on brute force. One is a theoretical physicist who has singlehandedly stopped an alien invasion, one is a military enlisted man.
2) The Gravity Gun-- enough said (altered by the Combine confiscation field or not). Flying and dying lessons for MC...
3) Gordon has much superior weaponry, while the MC has to rely on conventional weapons like machineguns, pistols, grenades, and the crappy Covenant weapons that need to "cool off" after firing a couple rounds. Using the Gluon Gun, the MC's armor and ability to flip tanks wouldn't matter when he has been reduced to subatomic particles. The Tau Cannon would make short work of MC as well.
4) Gordon has proven his combat hardiness many times over the MC. Gordon has taken on extra-dimensional aliens in the form of the Nihilanth, Striders, Combine Gunships, Antlion hives, while MC can only boast that he can wipe out hordes of mostly repetitive, mindless enemies (the Halo designers simply change the color of the enemy to symbolize a stronger enemy) whose non-stop chatter sounds like the Umpa-Lumpas from the Chocolate Factory, and he has to have the help of his fellow marines to do even that.
5) Gordon actually has a real cutie to travel with, not to mention a ten foot, metallic dog. All MC has is a holographic blow-up doll that he keeps in his backpack.
6) Gordon has the backing of the G-MAN, who would probably own all by placing them in an inescapable pocket universe. If not, Gordon is also allied with the Vortigaunts, who possess the ability to stop time, teleport, and create highly-damaging EMP/electrical pulses-- which would spell doom for MC ("Hey!!! Why isn't my suit working?!...AHHHhhhhhh!" *ZAP*). Having a suit that weighs 2 tons would be a distinct disadvantage, were it to get hit with such an EMP pulse and rendered inoperable...
7) Gordon has shown enormous emotional and mental resolve in escaping the Nihilanth's many pocket universes he tried to imprison Gordon in.
8) Why would anyone be afraid of a guy dressed in a lime-green Power Ranger suit with a motorcycle helmet?
Enough of that though. In a true Gordon VS MC fight, the correct answer would be: they would both win because they would be on the same butt-kicking team-- that's why the aliens never win.
MysteryOfSteel
damn....i was leaning towards the Chief but you have got me leaning towards Gordon
particularly #6.......that's a very good point there
that's pretty messed up that you are already dissappointed by a couple screen shots...that's like looking at a photo of a model's elbow and saying she's a dog....wait for the game to be released before u judge it
i really enjoyed the original banjo kazooie on n64 so much......i'm glad they brought back these characters for a new adventure
http://www.xbox-modchips.com/xcm-xbox360-air-cooler.htm
i saw this one a while back
it looks way better than any other cooling accessories i've seen
u can get a tool kit to install it yourself or send your xbox away for them to install it
it's worth a look
[QUOTE="smokeydabear076"]If anything it would be Barack Obama.inoperativeRS
Just out of curiousity, why is that?
the anti-christ is supposed to be a very popular person.....and i believe that obama is more popular than clinton...correct me if i'm wrong
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