School starts in 23 hours and 9 minutes!:cry::cry:

Why do only fat chicks and creepy old men work at ice cream places?

Q: Why did you join Gamespot?
A: Boredom.

Q: Do you enjoy puppet shows?
A: It depends on the show....

Q: What's your favorite 3 bands?
A: Probably Radiohead, Nightwish, and...... Too many to decide.....:cry:

Q: Whats the meaning of life?
A: There is only one logical answer: Not to believe Ondore's lies.

Q: Who is the one guy from gaming/real life that you'd go ;) for?
A: I..... Um.... Plead the fifth???

Q: Why do you like the Worms series so much?
A: Who doesn't like those cute, little, psychotic worms? Anything cute and terrifyingly evil is automatically awesome.

Q: Why must you steal other peoples blog ideas?
A: I get bored..... Very bored......

Q: Why are you stil reading this and not answering my previous two questions?
A: Knowing is half the battle. By knowing your third question, I'm helping fighting terrorism.

Q: I stole your pie avatar and emblem. What now, huh? :P
A: I steal your virginitys! *butsecks ps2004*

Q: Why are you so mean to me?! :cry:
A: I just give you tough love.:P

Q: Why?:|
A: Because.:|

Q: How often do you masturbate :|
A: Every second I'm breathing. :|

Q: How do you stop the voices?
A: Putting a knife through your head multiple times.

Q: Why aren't you answering questions? :|
A: I am.:|

Q: Did you make that Last.Fm thing in your profile,and if not where can i get it.
A: I shall counter your question with one of my own! What are you talking about, eh?

I hope this clarifies everything.

I'm just bored.... Ask me a question and I'll answer.....>____>

I'm now level 29. Whoooo.....

Also, I'm [pretty much] the lead designer in the All Things Nintendo Union......

Crowd:

"Ryu ninja is not amused."

I recently started playing Ninja Gaiden for the NES again.... I had forgotten how hard this game is....-__-'

Mario and Luigi are communists:|

First off, Mario just looks like a commie.

Second, he goes through every level slaughtering anyone and everyone in his path. I'd certainly hate to be a Koopa when Mario feels the need to conquer... I always felt bad for the little goombas being squashed like that... Anyway....

On to fact number three... These said little critters don't want violence, they just want peace! Just look at their flag!

You're meant to think this is the enemy! This monster of a man tears down the flag of peace and seizes the castle. Just another day at work.... And in every major castle, after you defeat the king by viciously throwing him into a pool of magma, he finds that one of his spies was being held hostage!:0 These spies then inform Mario that the Princess is in another castle.

Now you may be thinking that Mario is trying to say the Princess. Well, you're wrong. You are a failure to the world. Mario doesn't want to save her, he just wants to extort her of her kingdom!:O That sick, maniacal beast!

But if you think that's bad, he's also a mass drug dealer, using brick blocks to hide and transport his shrooms. Sadly, the Koopas know nothing about the fact that they're setting themselves up for an invasion.... Those sad, ignorant fools...:'(

I hope that I have opened your eyes about the Super Commio Bros. Only you can stop their progression of taking over this place we call our home... Good night, and God bless.:(

The lamp's on the ceiling, the couch's on the wall, the baby's in the toaster, the hamster's in the freezer, there's buttered toast on all of the pictures, we're standing in gravy, and there are white stains on everything! How do you explain yourself?!

Dear Gamespot,

Whip the **** out of this ****ing problem.:|

Love,

Yo Mama

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Steppin: :|

LordA: ....ok.

I watched this movie for the first time last week (Don't hate me) and it's still confusing me... Like when he meets Bob on the streets, why doesn't Bob recognize Tyler as the leader of Fight Club? And when Tyler and the narrator are in the car talking to each other, shouldn't that be weirding the guys in the back out? Because he would be talking to himself, yet they keep saying "The first rule of blah blah blah."

Anyway I love this movi... Amazing fim....