The review calls the game a "kids'" game (it's the first thing he had to say), then chastises it for lack of explanation on the gameplay. These two complaints are incompatible.

Well this validates my 1993 purchase of the game on SNES somewhat - though i never loved the game, it was graphically great and sonically good - the hit detection wasn't perfect...

Can all be found in my review here.

I don't think saying that games 'should' be something is worthwhile. They can be whatever the creator wants them to be.

"Get with the times!" is what everyone says about Nintendo. When they do everyone says they've gone too far. Again the we see the higher standard that Nintendo is held to.

@Liliroots: If it is I didnt mean it because I never saw it.

The game should be about retrieving the Golden Discs sent out on the voyager probe before they're intercepted by hostile aliens.

@mikemurphy80: If the hardware is even older then Gabe's boast is even more absurd.

Hardware X from 2015 outperforms Hardware Y from 2013? No one would expect anything less. If Gabe released the SteamMachines on the launch day of the PS4, he might have something worth promoting.

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