Play the virtual boy>Wii U

Eat gas station sushi>burn down Microsoft.

Watch and get the tails doll curse>invent a time machine to go back to when games were meaningful.

Listen to karma chameleon>watch comments bar go through the roof

News flash: EA developer Bob SummerWill was murdered by enraged Nintendo fans and just in, Nintendo fans detonated a supernova under Microsoft and EA Studios killing one million people except the Rareware studio people.

So much hate from idiotic microsnoters and EAers are we EA.

Here is what I have to say about what EA said

EA sucks with it's stupid excuse for games and are just jealous because they aren't as successful as Nintendo.

If they say that the Xbox 360 is more powerful than the Wii U, then they are crazy because the Wii U doesn't have technical issues like the 360. EA needs to shut up.

2018: The App Store Hits 100 Billion Apps Downloaded.

Just because Nintendo going to have a new sonic 3D game doesn't mean people will buy their Wii U. Sonic is really meant to only be in 2D in my opinion because the recent 3D sonic games, besides Colors, Adventure and Generations, have been broken trash.

Why not bring back Metroid, Star Fox or F-zero games that has apparently been lost after the GameCube Era. Nintendo is way to lazy to create games for these franchisees these days.

Metroid, star fox, F-zero or at least a Banjo Kazooie reboot game for the 3DS