Instead of finding copies of E.T. In the landfill, they find copies of Sonic Labyrinth.

Next repacking of a old console: N64 with a Ocarina of Time icon with a Ocarina with it too.

The Xbox One is gonna suck at E3 due to these negative vibes. I'm watching E3 to see what Nintendo will say about the Wii U and 3DS. I'm also watching it to see what playstation will say about the PS Vita.

The Xbox One would be a good system if it wasn't overflowed with so many flashy features that infuriate core gamers that are looking for a simple system with great games with great controls , story, and sufficient graphics. A simple system is a console with online/chat ,a store with classic and recent games, camera, and regular.controllers.

Rayman Legends = Rayman Origins with new graphics > Xbox One

Golden PS2 with all of the PS2 games > Xbox One

This Beats the Neo Geo X on GameStop for online sale.

Mad Catz also made GameCube products so they ought to be interesting.

Conclusion:

Me: stop right there Phil.

** I throw talking poo at Phil that captures him**

Phil: I'm stuck.

** poop begins to sing while bomb timer starts at ten seconds**

** crowd then runs to the exit and gets out in time to see the destruction of Microsoft**

Crowd: Ohhhhhhhh!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

**1 day later**

Phil H: Sir, the gamers are at our doors.

Phil S: WHAT!? I though they were dead!

Phil H: it seems that they played all the RPGs in the world and gained the powers from the game.

Phil S: don't worry. I'm sharpening my scythes I got from Halloween last year.

Phil H: how is that gonna help?

Phil S: It's gonna help me cut you head off if you don't help me.

** the doors burst open**

Me: Ok gamers let's beat these idiots to a pulp for running our lives for over a decade.

** crowd charges**

Phil S: holy Shit, it's a sea of tuna and I got to decapitate them to stop this uprising.

**Phil throws the Scythes but they get blocked by Nayru's love power and cut Phil H's head off**

Phil H: Oh so this is what it feels like to be shorter than the boss.

** crowd then captures Phil's head and freezes it and throws it into the cold basement**

Phil S: You'll never take me alive.

Gamers: yes we will and kill you too we will.

Phil S: too much Star Wars.