[QUOTE="MrGeezer"][QUOTE="MeanQuestion"] Puffins are adorable, but I hear they're actually quite vicious.
freek666
Vicious or not, I'll bet that I could still kick their asses.
Unless we're talking about an ostrich, emu, cassowary, or a bigass eagle, I don't take no **** from no punk-ass birds.
Did I ever tell you about my dad's pet goose? That thing was vicious as hell. But all its viciousness did was get me to want to beat the **** out of it.
Like, I'd walk into the goose pen, and that goose would try to fight me. I didn't even do anything to it. It just wanted to fight me because I was THERE, and because I wasn't a goose. Racist-frickin intolerant goose, hating on me just because of who I am. I'm sorry I can't be a goose, but I tried to make peace with it. And that goose STILL tried to beat me up just because I wasn't a goose too.
So I had to kick its ass. Repeatedly. Because geese are apparently ****ing stupid. That goose would force me to kick its ass one day, then I'd go back there the very next day and it would try to fight me AGAIN. And I'd have to beat the **** out of it AGAIN.
You'd think that after a couple of days of me kicking its ass, the goose would learn that I win because I am bigger faster and stronger. But no, the goose STILL kept trying to fight me and I still kept beating the **** out of it. Which suited me fine because that goose was a bigot, and i ENJOY seeing bigots getting their asses kicked. Especially if it's me that is doing the ass-kicking.
So like, sometimes I'd just get bored so I'd walk out into the goose pen, simply because I knew that the goose would try to beat me up, and that that would give me a good reason to kick its ass.
But my point is, I don't care how vicious it is. I'm bigger, so I win. I don't take crap from tiny-ass birds. I'll beat the **** out of a bird before I let a bird beat me in a fight.
That was from earlier this year and it was the funniest thing I had read in a long time.thats funny yet incredibly stupid at the same time.
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