last year (my junior year) me and my freinds were picking on one of our other freinds (well, hes not really a friend but always acts like an idiot so he deserved it) anyway he left to go chill with another group of people who apperently was screwing with him too, he came back to us and literaly yelled, IM GETTING MOLESTED EVERYWHERE I GO!!!! me and my friends busted out laughing, it was so funny the whole school could probably hear us, that kid was such a dumb@$$
anyways, just be yourself, man theres always going to be girls out there that will love who you are, you may have trouble getting girls now but who nows, later you could be surround be chicks, thats kind of what happened to me
this is what you do to get a girl: 1:approuch girl 2:say''hey babe, you wanna go out with me and my huge c***?'' 3:if no, punch her in the face, if yes, grab her breasts and say ''honk!honk!'' 4:congradulations my freind, youve just been laid
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