[QUOTE="ligerz76"]NOOO! Do not think! Oscar Meyer weiners were invented in 10,000 B.C. by Bill Gates when fire-breathing muffin tops from Pluto started humming, which caused an earthquake, releasing the weiners from the center of the earth, where Bill Gates had stored them thinking they'd never be found. The weiners were forced into the mouths of children, warping their minds into mindless zombies who only new how to sing one stupid song. The clouds became angry so they rained stapler-cheddar cheese-cheetah hybrids who knew kung-fu, which is why Jet Li was inspired to learn his own martial art, except for Chuck Norris, he was taught by his own eyeballs. Only those two organs on that mans body know the whole story. It is a sad, sad world I'm afraid, but there's always Hebrew National!!ligerz76
NOOO! Do not think! Oscar Meyer weiners were invented in 10,000 B.C. by Bill Gates when fire-breathing muffin tops from Pluto started humming, which caused an earthquake, releasing the weiners from the center of the earth, where Bill Gates had stored them thinking they'd never be found. The weiners were forced into the mouths of children, warping their minds into mindless zombies who only new how to sing one stupid song. The clouds became angry so they rained stapler-cheddar cheese-cheetah hybrids who knew kung-fu, which is why Jet Li was inspired to learn his own martial art, except for Chuck Norris, he was taught by his own eyeballs. Only those two organs on that mans body know the whole story. It is a sad, sad world I'm afraid, but there's always Hebrew National!!ligerz76
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