How do you catch a polar bear?

First cut an hole in the ice . Then put a whole bunch of little green peas on the outside, and when the polar bear comes to take a pee you kick him in the HOLE

LOL...not really.AAllxxjjnn

You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When:some jokes

You ski uphill.

You speed walk in your sleep.

You answer the door before people knock.

You sleep with your eyes open.

You just completed your third sweater today, and you don't know how to knit.

You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.10 Signs Your An Internet Geek

10. When filling out your driver's license application you give your IP address.

9. You no longer ask prospective dates what their sign is, instead your line is "Hi, what's your URL?"

8. Instead of calling you to dinner, your spouse sends e-mail.

7. You're amazed to find out spam is a food.

6. You "ping" people to see if they're awake, "finger" them to find out how they are, and "AYT" them to make sure they're listening to you.

5. You search the Net endlessly hoping to win every silly free T-shirt contest.

4. You introduce your wife as "my lady@home.wife" and refer to your children as "client applications".

3. At social functions you introduce your husband as "my domain server".

2. After winning the office super bowl pool you blurt out, "I feel so colon-right parentheses!"

And the number one sign you are an Internet Geek:
Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?

She didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.
1. Two Words: "Pizza's Here!"

You have to watch videos in fast-forward.

The only time you're standing still is in an earthquake.

You lick your coffee pot clean.

Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.

The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.

You can type sixty words a minute with your feet.

You don't sweat, you percolate.

People get dizzy just watching you.

People can test their batteries in your ears.

Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil.

Your Thermos is on wheels.

You can outlast the Energizer Bunny.

You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.

You don't tan, you roast.

You soak your dentures in coffee overnight.

You think CPR stands for "Coffee Provides Resuscitation."

I'm looking for a cheep on like a project car

MYDad had one like the red oneon the bottom it's a 1968 amc javelin

[QUOTE="Head_of_games"]1. Paragraphs please! :cry: 2. We all know what WM+ is, you didn't need to describe it. 3. I don't see how it would be too much help in FPS games, and The Conduit isn't using it at all. 4. I think it will be amazing for games such as the next Zelda(Sword fighting will rock), and hopefully it will also help improve the quality of minigame collections on Wii.EpiphoneMan2008

i disagree thank you for the info i didnt know any of this :)

A 1969 AMX

A pic of my Lion and me his name is tom, I saved hem frome pochers

A pic of my Lion and me his name is tom, I saved hem frome pochers

Nintendo's upcoming Wii MotionPlus accessory for the revolutionary Wii Remote controller again redefines game control, by more quickly and accurately reflecting motions in a 3-D space. The Wii MotionPlus accessory attaches to the end of the Wii Remote and, combined with the accelerometer and the sensor bar, allows for more comprehensive tracking of a player's arm position and orientation, providing players with an unmatched level of precision and immersion. Every slight movement players make with their wrist or arm is rendered identically in real time on the screen, providing a true 1:1 response in their game play. The Wii MotionPlus accessory reconfirms Nintendo's commitment to making Blou blo .Any thoughts on wii mp I think it will be sweet for fps games like The Conduit