I did not write this! I found it on FanFiction, and I thought it was too funny! :lol: Anyways....You Know You are too much of a phantom-phan when...
1. You know Danny’s phone number
2. You also know his cell number.
3. You know Vlad’s number too.
4. Just for good measure you’ve got them all in you’re address book
5. You know that all the above phone numbers are the same except for area code, 555-1221 for Danny, and (608 ) 555-1221 for Vlad
6. You went to Wal-mart, bought some of those Styrofoam balls, and painted them green to be your “ecto-blasts”
7. You are now in two weeks of detention because you “ecto-blasted” your principal.
8. You are planning on doing it again.
9. You can act out a scene with multiple characters at least a minute or more long
10. You imitate the actor’s voices when you do so.
11. You knocked yourself out trying to phase through a wall by walking into it
12. The people in white coats took you away after you woke up when you told them you were a ghost
13. You dug a basement under your house with your own two hands (and a shovel) so you could have your own lab
14. You have seen the newest episodes of the show, even if they were from Latin America
15. You watched them even though you don’t speak Spanish
16. People at school know you as “That ghost-obsessed kid”
17. You have dressed up in a costume and worn it to school
18. When people didn’t recognize you, you sniffed heartily and set about ignoring them
19. When people did recognize you, you pretended you didn’t know what they meant. (What? Danny phantom show? Funny you should mention, that is my name…)
20. You show off your drawings of Danny, even if they are barely recognizable
21. You end all of your sentences with the words, “Fear Me”
22. You set your hair on fire in an attempt to look like Ember
23. After it grew back, you shaved it into a Mohawk and set that on fire to try and look like Skulker
24. You have never eaten a plant in your life
25. You refuse to admit you need a cat, even though you were the one who brought it up after watching bitter reunions
26. Whenever someone annoys you, you scream “ahhh!” at the top of your lungs in an attempt to send them flying
27. You fall down afterwards, and tell them you used all your energy wailing at them, and why aren’t they affected?
28. You bought purple contacts with no pupils
29. You throw nets at random people on the street so you can add them to your collection
30. You wear a bedsheet around your neck and insist that you have lost your half of the mind.
31. You named your cat Maddie, or some other Vlad-like name. Like Queen. Or Pawn.
32. Inheritance Trilogy! You exclaim book titles all the time!
33. Using plans you stole from Butch Hartman and Doctor Octopus, you built a huge, life draining, battlesuit.
34. You have a “Vote for Vlad” pin. And hat. And electronic message headband.
35. You always wear a jumpsuit, even with your regular clothes
36. You carry a thermos with the word Fenton on it at all times, and attempt to suck people up with it.
37. You figured out how to carry it hands-free, even though your jumpsuit doesn’t have pockets. (Okay, this one I made up…I just had to do it now, cause it wouldn’t work later.)
38. You yell, “Curse this infernal messy room! This looks like a job for…THE VACUUM CLEANER!!!” whenever your room is messy.
39. When it comes to cereal, you will only eat fruit loops while insisting you are destroying your arch-nemesis.
40. You gave up meat because Sam doesn’t eat it.
41. You gave up vegetables because Tucker won’t eat them.
42. Your computer password is (insert name here) Fenton.
43. You introduce yourself with “I am the (insert name here) Beware!
44. You have recorded every episode of the show, and if you don’t see one every three hours you go into withdrawal.
45. You scream your head off any time you see anything vaguely related to Danny Phantom. (For example, YAARGH! It says Fenton on it!!!!”
46. You noticed after watching Godzilla that his roar sounds suspiciously like that of the monster spaceship from reality trip.
47. You realized Timmy Turner and Ember are voiced by the same person without internet aid
48. You thought that the geek in the samurai costume’s voice was vaguely familiar until you watched Fairly Oddparents, and realized with horror, it was Elmer in a samurai costume.
49. You have an overly large nose and two red, triangular earrings that can be used as power sources for the ultimate weapon.
50. You wear them with a dark coat and a bowler hat.
51. Your top hat has a smiley face cut in it.
52. The door to your room is hidden by a giant purple football.
53. You have a big metal glove that you point at people, then claiming that they are now made of Jell-O
54. You only want someone to be your “Fwend”
55. You often blabber on about ghosts.
56. Whenever you check your house alarm, you say, “Tower nine at 100”
57. When people bother you, you command them to, “erm, go away!”
58. When you watched the John Travolta version of “Grease” the first thing that came to mind was that the main character was a black-haired, blue-eyed, high schooler named Danny.
59. Whenever you get a new box, you empty it, and then throw it at people shouting “beware!”
60. When it freezes, you throw icicles at people and get mad when they don’t say, “now we won’t sell any snacks”
61. You blast objects to bits to prove your superiority.
62. You have a grape tree named Pierre and a Venus flytrap named DeMilo
63. You make sure people enjoy their butt-kicking experiences.
64. You ate grass to see what 9000 shots of wheatgrass without the wheat would taste like.
65. You charge $5000 to mow lawns.
66. You cut off your hand and replaced it with a three-pronged hook.
67. You wear an eye patch even though you don’t need it.
68. You have a long white beard and have realized what a fool you’ve been.
69. Your head turns around on its neck.
70. (Couldn't post this one, stupid errors) =/
71. Your bedroom has a ghost shelter that pops up when your door opens
72. You are going through evil puberty
73. You have an Australian tracking device homing in on your ecto signature
74. You made the abovementioned tracking device out of a boomerang and a metal detector
75. You markered little lines on all the telephone poles, and now whenever you see one you check to see if the shield generators are operational.
76. You randomly yell “I’m goin’ ghost!” in quiet places like libraries or schools.
77. You keep hurting yourself by trying to sneak in intangibly after getting thrown out for yelling.
78. You locked the packages your holiday gifts came in, in a ghost proof room in case the Box Ghost is in one.
79. You purchased a vulture for a pet and force it to wear a fez.
80. You refuse to give up your pda for any reason.
81. The most important rule in your house is that no one bothers you while you watch Danny’s show.
82. You have a golden necklace that you wear at all times, and you tell people it will turn you into a dragon if they make you mad.
83. You dyed your hair black and made it like the hair of a certain teenage superhero…
84. Given any item, you can power it with ectoplasm and make it able to destroy a ghost.
85. You frequently attempt to take control of the internet.
86. When you are happy about something that is happening you say, “This pleases me.”
87. You told someone it was against the rules to go to sleep, and when questioned said, “Well it is now.”
88. When it is cold enough outside that you can see your breath you claim there is a ghost nearby.
89. You told the police and firemen that if they ever needed help to call you because you have ghost powers and nothing can hurt you.
90. You attempt to convince people at school who have the names of characters to dress like their name- sharing person.
I think my favorites are #'s: 76, 77, 11, 26, 27, 30, 38, 39, 57, 72, 6, 7, 8. Wow! I have a lot of favorites! :lol: Anyways, if you have an account on FanFiction, and you want to review this, click here for where this originally came from. Again, i did not make this up!
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