Which leads me to the CoD reference. Splatoon didn't feel like CoD at all. Yeah, there's grenade spamming and constant death, but I feel that is an oversimplification.

Uninspired post. A lot of old complaints, and a lot of subjective crap.

Listen, bud, no need to get so defensive. I'm trying to help you out since you're a little green.

All music is repetition.

i think the single player is weak... i think they need to work on that for the next game.

as for the multiplayer.... i love it... i think snipers are OP as hell...even more than the kraken and rollers(nini if your reading)

but they are in most FPS games...its only really annoying in arowana mall...everwhere else you can counter them with skill.

it will reach beyond 2 million easily in its lifetime...

popular doesnt equal good? i remember that back in the ps3 days when they were mad about the wii...haha

anyway... you did nothing but shit on the game..not one good thing was said...and im the one who's wrong? ok...

dude...how dense can you be. i already told you millions of people think this game is good.

you join a forum just to shit on this game is pathetic.

lol..dont listen to him...this is a joke review.

he has 9 posts. which means he just joined to bash the game...its pathetic..

luckily 2million people disagree. he is probably a xbox/playstation idiot who has no games to play ha!

Well then, we must all be lucky you aren't paid for these reviews.

Normally, a professional critic would use examples of something readers could agree with him on in order to make his point. "Element A is bad because B," where B is an element universally agreed as bad. "This music is bad because it loops every 5 seconds," where looping is something everyone can agree with is bad, thus the music is bad. However, you said, "the Soundtrack is the worst part of the game. It is awful. Absolutely awful."

Considering so many people love the soundtrack, it's easy to see how a review like yours would not be helpful to someone trying to make a purchase decision. If you can't pinpoint something the reader can agree with, he can't accept the point you were making. In the case of the "grunts" in the music, to be specific, you failed to understand that the vocals are muffled and warped to make it sound like you're listening to underwater recordings.

I guess it's a fair first try at a review. You've got some work ahead of you. Don't give up.

Its crying mate, all you did was complain in every single sentence. Whats your score for the game? Im curious.

You need some cheese with that whine?