Metroid II: Return of Samus

Metroid Prime

Nickelodeon Party Blast

GoldenEye 007

Sonic & Knuckles

Sonic the Hedgehog 3

Sonic the Hedgehog 2

Sonic the Hedgehog

Banjo-Tooie

Banjo-Kazooie

Sonic Adventure 2 Battle

Super Mario Sunshine

Shadow the Hedgehog

Gun

Quake 4 (Special Edition)

Godzilla: Unleashed - Double Smash

Metroid II: Return of Samus

Metroid II: The Return of Samus<br /> The Variety-show

Time for another Samus Power Hour...No, I am not referring to the time it takes to play through the game--I am referring to the amount of time it will take players to become so bored with the game that they end-up shatte... Read Full Review

Metroid Prime 2: Echoes

Metroid Prime 2: Echoes<br /> "Echoes? No Wonder I saw this already..."

Lets look at a storyline here. Lets say some random person, for arguement's sake, lets say that this person is under assignment from the...we'll call them police...we will not name this person. This person finds th... Read Full Review

Metroid Prime

Metroid Prime<br /> Welcome to the third dimension...

Metroid has always been a series where Sidescroller Samus shoots aliens, jumps platforms, and explores. Always nonlinear, these games have been more 2D adventure titles than shooting games. Clearly, you can imagine the... Read Full Review

Nickelodeon Party Blast

Nickelodeon Party Blast<br /> "If by Blast, you mean 'crapsplosion,' then yeah."

Not in a very long time have I been speechless about a game. Seriously. I don't know where to begin. Playing Nickelodeon Party Blast is a lot like opening a box of chocolates...a box of choco... Read Full Review

Portal

Portal:<br /> The other reviews is a lie<br /> The other reviews is a lie<br /> The other reviews is a lie...<br />

I should say right off the bat that I am not a PC gamer. I am not a fan of the mouse and keyboard game setup. I don't like the wasd movement preference, I like things that make sense--push the joystick up, pull trigger... Read Full Review

Wii Sports

Wii Sports<br /> ...And Tennis for all

Games that come prepackaged with systems typically suck. Note that I said typically. My Jungle Green N64 came with Donkey Kong 64 and that was a pretty good (albeit freaking long) game. Mostly, when a game comes with ... Read Full Review

Riot Act

Crackdown<br /> For those of you who preordered Halo 3 Beta...

Those of you who preordered the Halo 3 Beta were treated to a special surprise when you got your game. Released on the same disc as the beta was a second game--a minigame called crackdown. Most of you probably shelved ... Read Full Review

Sonic and the Secret Rings

Sonic Wildfire<br /> Are "Seven Rings in Hand" enough to help the franchise?

Before I begin, it is necessary to explain a little about myself...Yes, this is probably the only opportunity any of you freeloaders will ever have to look into why the HeadshotJackal really is (and if you call me HJ, I ... Read Full Review

Godzilla: Unleashed

It is a terrible game, but an EXCELLENT Godzilla game--a must for G-fans.

GODZILLA: UNLEASHED "Men in rubber suits never looked this choppy" Okay, here's the deal--I am a HUGE Godzilla fan. I am so upset that I am reviewing this to begin with--mostly because I know what the game deserve... Read Full Review

GoldenEye 007

Goldeneye<br /> Possibly the greatest FPS?

Games that are based on movies suck. I don't know anyone in the gaming community who would ever disagree with this--its an unwritten law of videogaming. Sure, I can go off on a tangent about how my rescent playthrough ... Read Full Review

Perfect Dark Zero

Perfect Dark Zero<br /> &quot;...Cause 'Needssomework Dark Zero' sounds stupidly retarded...&quot;

Let me start out by saying this: When God created the world, I am absolutely certain that he defined perfection very differently than game designers do currently. While God's view on perfection may be something holy or f... Read Full Review

Sonic & Knuckles

Sonic &amp; Knuckles:<br /> By far the coolest cover art of all time…

If you thought Sonic 3 had breakthroughs, check-out Sonic &amp; Knuckles. This title was a game in itself—and the cartridge was special for its lock-on technology where connecting other titles to this cartridge unlocks s... Read Full Review

Sonic the Hedgehog 3

Sonic the Hedgehog 3:<br /> Third time’s the charm

Sonic the Hedgehog 3 was a complete reversal for the Sonic series. This game was first to introduce about a million different things. Typical shields were replaced by different varieties of shield—each with a separate po... Read Full Review

Sonic the Hedgehog 2

Sonic the Hedgehog 2:<br /> Replay the fox?…or enter in this case

Sonic the Hedgehog 2, the long-awaited sequel to Sonic the Hedgehog on Sega Genesis, is every bit as fast—every bit as gripping and fun as Sonic 1. Sonic the Hedgehog 2 begins much the same as Sonic. You control Sonic th... Read Full Review

Sonic the Hedgehog

Sonic the Hedgehog:<br /> Cure for the Plumber

If Mario can be thought of as Nintendo’s Great Dragon of gaming, then Sega’s Sonic the Hedgehog can be thought of as the dragon slayer. Sega was in trouble—Nintendo was kicking its ass all over the place and m any believ... Read Full Review

Banjo to Kazooie no Daibouken 2

Banjo-Tooie: Proof that Rareware is insane

Before playing Banjo-Tooie, the craziest thing I had ever done was acid. To tell the truth, this game made me slightly nostalgic in the sense that it brought back some fond memories of my revelry. Am I saying that if you... Read Full Review

Banjo to Kazooie no Daibouken

Banjo-Kazooie: Now with even more clever rhymes!<br /> I review the game: BK. An excellent title that must be played.

&quot;Come--behold, I'll spin a tale-- Of a bear and of a bird, Who were swept up by a witch's gale And forced to turn to harsher word.&quot; I figured I'd start this one out with a clever little rhyme. Why? I beli... Read Full Review

Sonic the Hedgehog

SONIC 360: Back and rounder than ever!<br /> get it?<br /> I review the game SONIC 360--a good game.

I think that in order to truly appreciate what &quot;new&quot; game SONIC the Hedgehog really is, we must go back in time to examine the Sonic series as a whole. Thus, utilizing my other worldly powers and a bit of Chaos... Read Full Review

Sonic Adventure 2 Battle (Reprint)

Sonic Adventure 2: Battle-Where does the battle come in?<br /> I review the game: SA2:B. A descent title with a bad ca

“Two Hedgehogs Enter, One Hedgehog Leave…” If popularity was decided by how many times someone or something appears, I would have gotten laid nightly in high school. I probably showed-up to every school function and p... Read Full Review

Super Mario Sunshine

Super Mario Sunshine: Not gay just sunny.<br /> I review the game, Super Mario Sunshine. A good title, 'nuf said.

“He’s-a back and he’s-a shinier” Sequels suck. I don’t care who you are, I don’t care that you’re a high-class engineer and I’m only a game-reviewer, you have to heed this statement: sequels suck. Take the movie Morta... Read Full Review

Animal Crossing

Animal Crossing: Just like the Sims...on Crystal Meth...<br /> I review the gme: AC. The best living sim out there.

Half a decade ago, I was involved in a car accident. My legs were run-over by my uncle’s truck and I was hospitalized for a time. I tell you this for two reasons: one, I wish to get a few sympathy dates from the lady rea... Read Full Review

Duke Nukem 3D: Atomic Edition

Duke Nukem 3D-Atomic: Lets Rock<br /> I review the game Duke Nukem 3D. A Must-have for PC gamers, a Pop-culture hit.

&quot;It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...but I'm all out of gum...&quot; Nintendo is a kiddie company. FACT. Look at the Nintendo 64's port of Duke Nukem 3D as proof. Duke 3D: a game about blowing aliens' head... Read Full Review

Shadow the Hedgehog (Player's Choice)

Shadow the Hedgehog: Now I will show you the true power of adding some guns!<br /> I review the game, STH. Meh, rent i

Sonic the Hedgehog was once a happy-go-lucky franchise. The first game involved blue Hedgehog Sonic’s quest to free all the cute, little woodland critters from evil Robotnick. While it sounds like something straight out ... Read Full Review