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  • Rating:10
    Gears of War: Chainsaw guns for everyone!<br />  I review the game, Gears of War.  Truely a masterpiece: HALOKILLER.

    Gears of War

    Gears of War: Chainsaw guns for everyone!<br /> I review the game, Gears of War. Truely a masterpiece: HALOKILLER.

    It is very rare that I am caught speechless. Normally, this is the part of the review where I have some witty anecdote to relate, but circumstances here have changed--don't worry, your normal HeadshotJackal will return s... Read Full Review

    0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:6.5
    GUN: Grand Theft Horse<br />  I review the game GUN: a sweet under-the-radar title worth buying.

    Gun

    GUN: Grand Theft Horse<br /> I review the game GUN: a sweet under-the-radar title worth buying.

    Let's start with some word association. Love: videogames Hate: Mary Kate and Ashley videogames Happy: Metroid Prime 3 announced for August release Sad: Super Smash Brothers Brawl february Free-roaming: Grand Theft A... Read Full Review

    1 of 1 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:1
    50 Cent Bulletproof: Well, only if you rank bulletproof-ness using small kittens...<br />  I review the game below: suck

    50 Cent: Bulletproof

    50 Cent Bulletproof: Well, only if you rank bulletproof-ness using small kittens...<br /> I review the game below: suck

    In a market world dominated by rap music and violence (as if the two were unrelated), 50 Cent: Bulletproof is at home. Following a string of GTA hybrids, 50CB is also nothing special. GTA has set the standard for actione... Read Full Review

    1 of 1 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:6.5
    QUAKE 4: The second of the series? What?  I review the singleplayer QUAKE 4, take heed, its a good game, not a great.

    Quake 4

    QUAKE 4: The second of the series? What? I review the singleplayer QUAKE 4, take heed, its a good game, not a great.

    Before I begin, I have to tell you a little story. Once upon a time, in a land of flowers where &quot;fantasies&quot; are never &quot;final,&quot; (and where mushrooms and turtles are the enemy--I am sure) there happened... Read Full Review

    1 of 1 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:7
    Three Tennets: Collect information, Assasinate, Rinse/Repeat

    Assassin's Creed

    Three Tennets: Collect information, Assasinate, Rinse/Repeat

    Okay, sometimes I get a game that is inspiring--one that tears down the walls of everything I knew about gaming and that combines exellent and varied gameplay. Assassin's Creed is not that game. In the game, yo... Read Full Review

    1 of 1 users found the following review helpful