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subway=food poisoning
by venom312 on Comments
yep i got food poisoning for the 3rd time in my life i hate it its never fun the last 2 times i felt back for 12 hours this time for 24 so i rewaly have no food for 36 hours and had a good workout at taekwondo i need to drink more H2O from now on i felt so sick i got sick tue at 10 and got better at 10 something wed i only got maybe 2 hours maybe less sleep that night and another 3 hours that day but i am to health just a little sore from it all my stomack is still hurting a little but its will be better by 2morrow
i had a little fun today my mom was using my sister's bike so i had a race with her and i beat her lol that was a lot of fun i was running faster then her i need to findout how fast i can run well i better go see ya all soon bye
I am back
by venom312 on Comments
I am back from Tennessee and North Carolina i was there when the gas shortage started which was not fun at all but i am safe at home now so all is good
i got this from marajade312's page and she got it from a good friend of ours here is 104 way to get kicked out of walmart:
1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off in 10-minute intervals
2. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3 in housewares,..."and see what happens.
3. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
4. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
5. Go into a *beep* room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly "There's no toilet paper in here".
6. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!"
7. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible'.
8. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
9. Sit down and relax on the patio furniture until they kick you out
10. Set up a tent in the camping department
11. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
12. Take pictures of absolutely everything.
13. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?
14. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
15. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
16. Randomly put boxes of things suck as condoms and tampons into people's carts.
17. See what you can "catch" by casting fishing poles into different isles.
18. Play football and see how many people you can get to join in.
19. Play soccer using the whole store as your field
20. Try on bras over your clothes in the middle of the store.
21. Try to get people to race you across the store.
22. Sit on the floor and watch T.V. in the electronics department.
23. Pretend to speak a different language and see how many weird looks you get
24. Superglue quarters to the floor and count how many people try to pick them up
25. Switch all the radios to strange stations suck as polka or Mexican rap and turn the volume all the way up.
26. Fill up carts and just leave them around the store.
27. When someone is behind you in a narrow aisle, walk very slowly, humming to yourself.
28. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and pretend to be superman.
29. TP the entire store.
30. Walk up to random strangers and say "I haven't seen you in so long!" etc.
31. Do the same thing, except ask for their autograph.
32. Play Red Rover with other customers. Except don't tell them that they're playing.
33. Test brushes and combs
34. Take up an entire toy aisle with a G.I. Joe vs. Rescue Heroes battle of epic proportions.
35. Take bets on the battle.
36. Have sword fights with tubes of wrapping paper.
37. Follow people.
38. Play with the price scanners.
39. Spray air-freshener everywhere.
40. Play with the automatic doors.
41. Make a pillow fort.
42. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"
43. Shopping cart races. Enough said.
44. Crawl into gym bags and laundry hampers.
45. Put a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.
46. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc.
47. Two words. Marco Polo.
48. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's
49. "Re-alphabetize" the books.
50. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.
51. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.
52. Buy a candybar. Eat it. Get back in line. Buy another candy bar. Eat it. Get back in line. Repeat until you get bored.
53. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines, relax and if the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
54. Change all the calculators to say "hello" and "Bob Hesse" upside-down.
55. Burn something.
56. Bring a lot of hammers/scrap metal and make a "Custom Swordmaking" stand next to the last checkout counter.
57. Spill clear soap down an aisle.
58. Walk off with people's carts.
59. Pretend to be a Jehovah's Witness and attempt to convert everyone, including employees in the store.
60. Dress like you're Amish and start rollerblading around the store.
61. Sing loudly. Badly. Or better yet, try to rap.
62. Pay for something like a pack of gum with a bad check when there's a really long line of people behind you.
63. Somehow get a motor scooter. Race your friends around the store.
64. Throw things from aisle to aisle.
65. If there's a produce department, poke and touch all of the fruits and vegetables.
66. Leave all the freezer doors open.
67. Switch price tags to make it look like a grill is $.99 and a bag of candy is $499, etc.
68. Release a cage of mice, a snake, etc. into the store.
69. Charge people to park.
70. Egg the security trucks.
71. You know that door-thingy for carts with the plastic flaps hanging down instead of an actual door? Go through it.
72. When you get in trouble, accuse them of being prejudiced against non-shopping carts.
73. Do the Macarena or the Cha-Cha Slide in the middle of the store.
74. Pretend to be blind and insist that the dog is there to help you get around, not to wreak havoc in the pet department.
75. Light a candle, and make smores.
76. Breakdance.
77. In the electronics department, start a mosh pit in front of a boom box or stereo with a few of your friends.
78. Play basketball in the toy section.
79. Dress up as Santa and let little kids sit on your lap. (Especially in the middle of the summer)
80. Charge parents for a picture.
81. Sing the national anthem into a karaoke machine.
82. Pretend to be an F.B.I. agent.
83. Ask the security guards if they have guns. If they say yes, refuse to believe them until they show you at which point you run away screaming "He's got a gun! He's got a gun! Run away!"
84. Duct tape things to the floor, walls, etc. that don't belong there.
85. Walk up to people and start laughing. Then walk away like nothing happened.
86. Go to sleep on the floor.
87. "Accidentally" knock over displays.
88. Put on hats, gloves, and scarves and pretend like you're absolutely freezing.
89. "[insert local sports team here] sucks!!"
90. In the parking lot, pretend to be in an unmarked police car and point a black hair dryer at passing cars.
91. Act shocked when they don't have some totally obscure item in stock. Like a Korean pop C.D. or something.
92. Talk like a valley girl and act dumb and see how long employees can stand you. "Like, ohmigawd! Like, where is the mascara? I sooo like, totally need it tonight!"
93. Ask for directions to Kmart.
94. Scream "look at that!" and see how many people look at where you're pointing.
95. Shoot rubber bands/hair ties at customers
96. Flirt with middle-aged and older employees. See how they react.
97. Run around in circles until you fall down.
98. Dip tampons in Kool-aid and throw them at people
99. Anything else in general that could get you shot, arrested, questioned, kicked out, laughed at, killed, stared at, or confuse, annoy, or injure other people
100. Have a friend push you in a shopping cart while shouting the British are coming! The British are coming!
101. Paintball Battle!?
102. Open a model train, set up the tracks and sing "I've been workin' on the railroad..." as loud as you can.
103. Set the fire alarms off.
104. Have a BMX race.
venom and 7 year 1 day.
by venom312 on Comments
Venom Here the venom drink that i got a few weeks ago
7 years ago my dad turned on the tv right when the 2nd plane hit this is the picture that he looked at
It was not the last we got to see and i wish we never had to i never want this to happen again
Church Laura and I
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Laura and I when to church last night she really wanted to see me in a suit she only seen me one time in one and that was a pic she asked me to put one on so i did then her dad heard about it and told she to wear a dress (she look so beautifil in it)
the man preaching last night name is warren beemer He has been part of my church for 12 years now thats a long time for a youth preacher he is leaving to go and preacher to other youth preachers to help them with the youth if you want to look him up this is where you can find him: http://warrenbeemer3dg.com/word/
if you have time stop by well i g2g get a hair trim and get my car washed bye
Its my Anniversary
by venom312 on Comments
Yes it has been 2 years to this day that laura and i became boyfriend and girlsfriend and i loved every minute of that 2 years and cant wait for more to come.
i went to laura house and gave her 3 flower 2 for the 2 years we have been together and the other one for the year that is coming up,I also got here chocolate key that say this is the key to my heart on it and that cant be more true she has my key and will always have that key to my heart.
i am hoping that i can eat with her tonight for a Anniversary dinner.
the other day i got a energy drink that is called venom i just wanted the drink for the can so i got it and tasted it but i did not like it very much i will post a pic of the can soon well i g2g see or talk to you all soon
Megaman Star Force 2
by venom312 on Comments
i just got this game for the ds and i really like it. the best part is that they had the first story put in the second one so that you know what happends after the leave him in the first one.i really like this game and if you have any tip on it please tell me. i am going to buy a the thing for the ds that gets me wifi so if you see venom312 thats me till next time bye
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