This is track 12 off the album Down II: A Bustle In Your Hedgerow by the band Down. My 2nd favorite band. They're all that is awesome.
This will probably be pretty brief as there isn't multiple topics I'll be covering today. Just the one. But it angered and frustrated me.
So, as I'm sure most of you know, Bionic Commando Rearmed comes out this Thursday on PSN. I've been anxiously awaiting this game since it was supposed to come out at the end of June. This game, if you don't know, is a COMPLETE remake of the NES version. It has a next-gen [I guess it really makes it current-gen] graphical facelift and they've tweaked a few things. But they've kept the root gameplay exactly the same as it was before. No jumping, shoot your arm to swing, to pull yourself up, to bring things to you, etc. This game looks orgasmically fantastic. I can't wait.
Now, onto my frustration. It has nothing to do with BCR, don't worry. The past couple weeks I've been in the mood to try out the original Bionic Command [NES]. I've seen quite a bit of the gameplay and I think I've played it once, for about 5 minutes, years ago. So I was anxious to get back into the swing [bad pun :P].
Well, my girlfriend's cousing was in our apartment last night and he was looking for some games to play and he brought up Capcom Collection Volume 1. I thought about it briefly and looked at the back of the case. And to my elation, Bionic Commando was on there. Instant rush of excitement as I didn't think I'd get the chance to play this ****c for quite awhile. I pop the PS2 disc in and scroll through the menu. I highlight Bionic Commando. Press start to play.
I was expecting to see the green jumpsuit and wild red hair. I was expecting to see some vertical buildings and lightposts. An "industrial site" if you will. What I got was some blue haired freak in the forest. This obviously was not a port of the NES version. I then got kinda sad. I must've been playing the arcade version or something. It doesn't really make sense, though. The NES version of Gun.Smoke was on there. A game that I LOVED as a young child, by the way. So why didn't they include the NES version of BC instead of some sh***y possibly arcade version?
I will say that I found it quite odd that Bionic Commando wasn't on the cover of this compilation. Seeing as how it's one of their "bigger" games and it's fondly remembered in the hearts of many a man . It's probably not on there 'cuz it's the sh** non-NES version.
So, yeah. Capcom lied to me. Thanks, Capcom.
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