Sorry long read :roll: worth it:D
This is so funny so me and mates went out looking for trouble/fun:D but first we went to asda *walmart* and brought 12 packets of crisps and some dip(seems none of us had breakfast:P ) and just sat beside the duelcaregeway and ate :lol:
Anyway after that we went to a small place where there are a variety of shops eg. carpet right, pets at home ex First we went to pet at home and started arguing over why we don't have beds smiler to dogs beds THEY HAVE SWADE BEDS FOR GOD SAKE!!...Then went walked over the carpet right and saw that all around the back of the shop that have carpets stacked up like 150tf tall!...and...we found a gap...and just slid in and started walking around under these carpets well i say walking it was like a 2 ft gap so side steped:D for about 5 mins:P We then heard some people coming, so we quickly found the way out and snuck out and casually started walking around again.
But then we thought ummm what do you think will happen if this 150ft roll of carpet fell over Soooo my mate accdently pushed it over, So we ran to the end of the isle and "BOOM" "THUD"!! It smacks down on the ground and the whole ground shake's we didn't think it would be that bad! We causally left the store with destruction behind/in :twisted: out path with about 4 staff staring at us at a desk LOL it was so tense.
Then we tried to get into another carpet store but didn't let us in WTF :? So we went into a kinda bedroom/bathroom/kitchen selling place and just started looking around in the offices place and found these really comfortable chairs and some how got into a chair fight and started smacking into each other with these chairs lol. But then this dude came over and told us to get out:( So we left this place and walked into town and my mate needed the bathroom so we went into a place called debenham's which basically sells everything and we saw this leather sofa Soooo we just sat on it and started talking and thought how long in till we get told to get off so we all pretended to be asleep and we where there for like 15 Min's after about 10 people walked past pointing at us and laghuing, and nearly actually fell asleep but we left after we heard a member of staff pick up a radio and called for some security so we legged it outta there!
Then we went to soccer sports(selling like sport equipment) Eg Chav land! so we started to pi** about knocking stuff over and just bouncing balls and stuff then we just stood at the top of the escalator and one of the staff called us grebos :twisted: is it just me or did that sound like he needed a "telling off" from his "boss" :twisted: So my mate was all pi**ed off so told the manager and he said he'll "have words":twisted: So we left and stopped off at subway and had a meatball sandwich(my first one) OMG SOOOO LOVELY :shock:!!and then mates mum dropped us home:D another day in exciting the life of Ben :P
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