i have had one of the funniest weeks ever! it all started last Thursday and Friday when our favourite bus driver showed up. some of you may remember me telling you about the grumpy bus driver we torment by constantly ringing the bell until he stops and has a go at us. well he's back! be warned this is a long but funny story:
we first had him again on Thursday and when he showed up we all started imitating him cos he always yells 'one side only please!'. anyway one person was just coming down the road so a year 11 asked if he would wait. he waited about 30 secs and then started driving off. then this other year 11 called Lizzy started yelling at him 'oi wait she's nearly here' and he yelled back 'she's only walking, she's not making enough effort to get here so i can't wait for her'. well we got so p!ssed out with that. we are basically the 1st stop so there was hardly anyone on the bus. Lizzy started yelling down the stairs at him 'OMG! you tight b*stard! she's right behind the bus and you're driving off! you should be sacked! i'm gonna come and f*cking bomb your house tonight you tight git'. we were laughing so much. then when there were more people on the bus we got one of the year 9's to put his bag over the thing he uses to look upstairs with and we started dinging away. at one point Lizzy went downstairs and yelled at the year 7's and 8's 'stop ringing that f*cking bell it's really annoying'. she came back up and told us that they were all sitting down quietly and there were hardly any bells down there. didn't stop them from ringing it though. the bus driver didn't stop as he usually does but he was going at about 1 mile an hour. we carried on until he stopped on a street close to school. apparently he rang the school to get a teacher to walk down and then walk us back to school cos he didn't want to drive us there. then Lizzy started yelling at him come on we need to get to school. and we were all yelling out the windows yelling 'HELP! we're stranded on a bus! he's gonna kill us all'. we got a few weird looks but they would have felt so guilty if he had actually killed us. then he came upstairs and demanded to see Lizzy's bus pass. she kept asking him why and he just said 'just show it me!' she finally gave in and when he tried to take it from her she yelled 'oi what the hell are you doing' and he said 'i want to see your name'. and then she said 'if you want to know my name i'll tell you my f*cking name no need to look at my pass'. then they both went downstairs and when she tried to get off by pressing the button he grabbed her arm and pushed her back. then her mate yelled 'oi she could get you done for assult now and she's pregnant aswell'. then Lizzy said 'yeh you pressed on my stomach and you've killed my baby'. she wasn't actually pregnant but i think it was a spur of the moment kind of thing. anyway he eventually drove us to school and Lizzy ended up writing a 3 page report on how he assulted her. god our bus is funny. he's not allowed to drive us to school anymore because of it. ah well we will have to find another way to entertain ourselves.
this post is so long i'm gonna put my next story on another post!
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