My XBOX 360 is the only real friend I have. Most of the times my friends are at work and can't hang out; and most of my friends don't even have a 360 because they can't afford one. Whenever I am bored, my 360 is there for me. If I can't fall asleep at 4am, my 360 is there, smiling and saying "Play me fool!" (I imagine it sounds like Mr. T)
When I feel sad or lonely, I go to gamestop and buy a new game. It excites me and I sit and play the game for hours and hours of simulated happiness. Only, it's real, i'm actually happy...more happy than I am with my real friends who are too busy to hang out. 360, you are my only true friend. I know people will tell me to get a life, but I do have one; albeit virtual; it still makes me happy, and isn't that the whole point of life?
Thank you XBOX 360, for always beging there for me. You are a true friend indeed.
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