Corrupt a wish

This is the game you all know and love. One person wishes the next person corrupts that wish and wishes, and so on. BEGIN!

I wish I had money to buy all the games I want, plus a game for all my friends.

You get the money that you wanted but five minutes after getting it, it gets stolen by a Moblin.

I wish that I could have a cookie.

Granted but it's stale :( And it has fruit in it.

I wish for Aidan to take me someplace nice in his new car! :D (That really is an unrealistic wish)

Granted but I blow it up with a RPG-7.

I wish I had new ideas for my fanfic.

Granted but the ideas are all for My Little Pony: The Movie.

I wish that I could actually get some sleep.

Granted. You sleep for eternity while chocolate chip cookies rain from the sky from eternity.

I wish this union was more active.

Granted but the minute it becomes active Mothman comes down from the sky and destroys the union.

I wish I could beat Final Fantasy XII.

Granted, but the game blows up right before u land the killing hit on the final boss.

I wish my throat wasn't sore.

Granted but you lose the ability to communicate in any way, shape, or form.

I wish the next Zelda game would come out sooner!

Granted, but they stop making FF and Star Ocean games.

I wish I could get more money sooner.

Granted, but it can only be used in Monopoly. :o

I wish that school would end soon!

Granted, but school ends for 1 hour then u have it for the rest of your life.

I wish this was the 12th post. (OMG it ready is! :P)

(gargh! I can't corrupt this wish :P I wil try though) Granted but then Glitchspot acts up and makes it the millioneth.

I wish that the SATS would disappear and haunt someone else.

Granted but Wario man becomes the new school prinicipal and he replaces the SATS with farting contests :lol:

I wish Nintendo characters were my teachers so I'd learn something cool like sword fighting and power suits!

Granted. But you only get the really bad people, like Wario :P.

I wish that Nintendo would hurry up and make a new Zelda game already (I get too excited about Zelda)!!!! !

Granted but Link runs around with an AK47. (NOOOOO!!!)

I wish for Link to be real so we'd cover each other's backs.

Btw, if I had the bad people (Ganondorf, Ridley and Bowser) we'd be the most bad group in the entire school no1 will mess with us! :lol:

(dang it! I'm losing my touch :lol: )

Granted. But Link changes his mind and decides to cover someone else's back instead in the middle of a battle.

I wish I could destroy the Shining Force games!

Granted but Wario man reinforces that with a nuke fart!

I wish Toon Link never existed!

(lol if Link turned against me Ganondorf, Bowser and Ridley will have a word with him :twisted: )

Granted, but WW and PH never existed and ST never came out! (OH NOZ!!)

I wish Desulated never wished Toon Link didn't exist.

grated but then magically the wish comes back because he made an allience with evil pixies

i with the evil pixies didn't have ninja assasin training

Granted. But they have training that's even worse as a replacement.

I wish I could sleep for 8 hours tonight!

granted but the evil pixies team up with the mutant fairys and wake you up by saying bad jokes

i wish the evil pixies and mutant fairys could have comedy lessons so they couldnt keep twilight awake

umm sure but huh?

I wish I could fly

Granted, but it's only in your dreams, and even there u fall. :lol:

I wish wishing was more fun then this.

granted but the ferrets of the world steal the fun

i wish i could train a ferret to be friendly

Granted but the world conspires against you and the ferret is very evil!

I wish that I could play...a game. :(

granted but the evil ferret steals it and edits it into a daytime soap opra then gives it back to you

i wish for a rabbid to attack my school music teacher Mrs Tooth

Granted, but Mrs Tooth is now evil.

*No wishes at this time*

Granted but you get wishes anyway... ... ... Yeah. :lol:

Um... I wish for... nicer hair.

Granted but the hair started to puff up because of humidity

I wish that I ah... was a actor S:D

Granted, but your name is now actor T. :lol:

I wish for a kitteh plush toy!

Instead you get a VOMIT plush toy!!! :D

I wish I was smarter....

Granted but everyone becomes 1000000x smarter than you.

I wish my asthma didn't act up AGAIN....

granted

I wish I was on a treadmill

Granted, but Your not on the computer and I finally get to demote you! :lol:

I wish I had another Link Kitty plush toy!

granted but you can't handle its awesomeness!

I wish slyfur would demote me.

Granted.

I wish Marrium didn't know that I would say that.

Not granted :P

I wish I had a pie

Also not granted.

*I has no wish.*

granted but it turns into an evil copy of slyfur that constantly demotes you until you feel as worthless as snail poo... then it rips out your hair

i wish that i was good at balance

Granted, but you're bad at everything else!

I wish I had something to eat. ANYTHING!!!

Granted, but it's your own hair!

I wish I could demote Marrium. >_>

granted but the other officers started to rule the Ot buissness so u demoted every officer

I wish that I could get a job

Granted but the world ends.

I wish I could get a job also so my dad would stop *****ing at me.

Granted but you have to work as a Webkinz salesman.

I wish that the "Spritemobile" would blow up!

granted but there was no sprite in it

I wish I knew how many potatoes I could fitr in my mouth at a time

Granted but the potatoes turn into worms.

I wish I could stop thinking about the Matrix.

granted, but the Matrix controls all your friends

I wish I had a puppet