Corrupt a wish

Granted, but now Demon-Fur does. :twisted:

I wish Des "fell" off that cliff me and RG were talking about! Forget RazerBlade, Des needs to be pushed to his doom!

Granted. My customized F-35 saves my arse and I laugh as I shred you to hell with a chaingun. :lol:

I wish my bro would stop being a Zelda fanboy...>_>

Granted, but then he becomes a... Fanboy of something :/

I wish I wasn't as insane as I am :x

Granted, but then no one likes you.

I wish Des didn't have a chainsaw. :|

Granted. I have a Cow that can shoot chainsaws of its nostrils, mouth, and ass, along with dual laser rifles mounted on the sides now. :lol:

I wish....for nothing.

Granted but you can't put it anywhere.

I wish I could find Psychonaunts for sale so I could buy it.

Granted, but I don't want to grant it, so your wish isn't granted.

I wish I was even MORE insane :x

NOT granted. :x I'm not imploding the world!

I wish Sirra stopped calling me big sis. :x

Granted, but I call you big bro instead :P

I wish Slyfur would accept my GS siblingship :cry:

Granted, but then you don't. FREEEDOOOM!!

I wish it was Halloween today instead of Valentine's Day.

Granted but your costume sucks

I wish I had enough money that I did not have to work for a living.

Granted, but the money is stolen, so you get arrested.

I wish I had a Reverse-Blade katana :D

Granted, but you go emo around the time you get it.

I wish I slept later...

Granted, but you slept for 24 hours.

I wish for a wish for wish that I wished upon a wish for a wish on a wish that was wished for a wish that was wished by a wish for a wish.

Granted, but you asplode!

I wish I was a delicious snack! 

Granted, but it's name is "Delicious", however it actually tastes really bad.

I wish I thought of a better wish than this.

Granted but it doesn't come true.

I wish my brother wasn't so annoying.

Granted, but... your sister is?

I wish for a PS3.

Granted but it breaks the first time you use it.

And I don't have a sister.

I wish I could have been alive during the 60s

Granted, but you got hit opn the head with a stick for chasing The Beatles around.

I wish Paul McCartney still looked young :roll:

Granted, but you die later on because you're old.

I wish my userbar was working. :x

Granted, it was during the 1860s.

I wish that I had a newer computer.

Granted, but it glitches.

I wish I owned a hat. :lol:

Granted but it's an evil hat that makes you go bald.

I wish I could see into the future.

Granted, but you see something you don't want to.

I wish school burned down so I wouldn't have to go. :P

Granted. Two fat guys and girls with flamethrowers did it and they proceed to continue their rampage because they think Hitler is in town.

I wish I was so fat I'd explode!

Granted. :P

I wish the snow would land quicker so I could go snowboarding!

Granted, but then the snow melts before you could snowboard.

I wish that one day dogs would be can-caning slaves!

Granted but they can-can-can-can't do it. :roll:

I wish for munny. 

Granted, but it's worth nothing here.

I wish I leveled up. :P

Granted but it takes as long as Level 20 to get out of.

I wish I'd beat my posting marathon! :D 

Granted, but you get banned shortly after.

I wish it was March 14

Granted, but your DS breaks.

I wish I could move out of these apartments. :P

Granted but you live in the sewers.

I wish I had my own message board on GameFAQs.

Granted, but it gets banned.

I wish I didn't have school. Ever.

Granted but you learn nothing and become stupid

I wish I had a talent

Granted, but it's erotic dancing.

I wish that this was easier. 

Granted, but it's not as easy for you as it is for everyone else. (?)

I wish it was St. Patrick's Day. :P

Granted, but you totally forget to wear green and everyone pinches you until you die of blood loss.

I wish that I could design better. 

Granted, but then everyone swamps you with requests until you die from lack of sleep.

I wish Jenkins completed his marathon.

Granted but nobody likes your designs

I wish Biology wasn't so HARD! :x

Granted but your Biology skills create a new disease.

I wish we'd all revive old threads for nostagia!