Corrupt a wish

Grannted, but you get nothing done.

I wish I could make DIMONDS!:D

Granted, but you spell it wrong, so you get "dimonds" instead of diamonds.

I wish KJ spelled things right... *Facepalm*

granted but now you spell things wrong

i wish that my charter members would at leasty look at my invatation!

Granted, but they decline them.

I wish I didn't have school tomorrow.

granted but now you have to go to school every saturday and sunday

i wish that someone would come to 100 man brawl match online name:ROXAS fc:5070-0096-2054

Granted, but they quit.

I wish I had WiFi for my DS.

Granted, but there was nothing to grant, so it's not granted, but it's also grante=- *Head explodes*

I wish my head didn't just explode.

Granted, but then Des shoots you. "HEADSHOT!"

I wish I emerged alive from camping out in my bathroom last night.

Granted, but you're possessed.

I wish that people would stop believing in ghosts and aliens that visit Earth. 

Granted but it turns out they reall do exist...

I wish my bother could sing better since he insists on singing along to his videogames.

Granted, but then you dream aliens abduct you and you believe it's all real.

I wish I didn't epic fail at a CERTAIN Mario Kart Wii track.

Granted, but since his battle is optional, you miss it.

I wish I didn't sleep in my bath tub last night. x_x

Granted, but you slept in the toilet.

I wish I could visit Slyfur's haunted house :D

Granted, but the ghost eats you. Oooooh, the irony.

I wish I could play my PS2 more often. :x

Granted, but the next day you move to... Detroit 0_O

I wish I could control my dreams eaisier.

Granted, but you turn them into nightmares on accident.

I wish Slyfur would let me nibble on her arm :cry:

Not granted, dammit! :x LEAVE MY ARM ALONE!!

I wish Des blew up Sirra. :P

Granted. But you have to clean up her insides that were splattered all over the place. :lol:

I wish I didn't waste a grenade on that!

Granted, but you wasted a rocket instead.

I wish I could eat everyone in this union.

Granted, but then your banned.

I wish Sirra would stop eating people...

grated but now the sport mascots are in trouble

I wish I could invent a cure for cancer!

Granted, but then cancer doesn't exist by the time you find it, and there's a different disease.

I wish Slyfur would let me have just a tiny bite on her arm :(

Granted, but then my Potato Cannon Army kills you.

I wish Sirra ate Aidan!

Granted. Now they want to cannibalize ALL of mankind...

I wish the BFG9000 did exist so I can solve problems regarding hunger easier.

Granted, but "BFG" stands for Bomb the Federal Guards, and not Bio-Force Gun. So you get thrown in jail for trying.

I wish I owned a grenade lawnchair. :P

Granted, but someone sits on it, and it kills them, causing you to go to jail.

I wish SlyFur would bring me someone to eat already :P

granted it is muck from the sewers

i wish i could get a Ford GT

Granted. I bring you Aidan, RazerBlade, kittykitty, psp, and Pagg.

I wish Sirra eat all those people.

Granted, but then I eat YOU :P

I wish for 1 million dollars :D

Granted, but I stole it from a bank, and they arrest you for possession of it.

I wish I had more time to pelt my friends with snowballs. :P

Granted, but for each time you pelt a friend with a snowball, a Ninja Kitten gets thrown into the wortor :x

I wish I had some Diet Dr. Pepper.

Granted, but again, I slap it out of your hand because it's DIET.

I wish I had some regular Dr. Pepper!

Granted. It's Martian Piss. :lol:

I wish I had more time to work on my Metal Slug fanfic....

Granted, but the more you work on it, the longer it gets, and the less people read it cause it's so long.

I wish I had a snow day today. :x

Granted, but you get snowed in and are trapped in your house, and you run out of Dr. Pepper.

I wish I wasn't so cold here...

Granted, but it's boiling hot and it makes you wish it was cold again.

Uh... I wish Des blew up my enemies. :P

Grannted, but Des blows you up first.

I wish KH 3 would be anounced!

Granted, but it doesn't release until after you're dead.

I wish I didn't wipeout wile snowboarding today... -_-'

Granted. you fall into a chasm and die. Then we all celebrate as the evil cat ruler is dead. :lol:

I wish I could go snowboarding! :cry:

Granted, but my spirit haunts you and causes you to fall into that chasm and die also. TAKE THAT!

I wish I could have more snowballs fights with my friends!

Haunted by the one person that I dread....OH CHRIST NO :lol:

Granted, but I annihilate you with some super grenades and a soup ladle.

I wish there was actually snow here....

Granted, but your fingers get frost bite and you can no longer type. Buh-bye, Des! See you never!

I wish for my cousin not to break my snowboard. I swear, if he breaks it...he's dead. :x

Granted. He runs over 9000 cats on his snowboard and brings home his fur and blood covered snowboard to ya. :lol:

I wish I knew why the hell the Metal Slug characters from the selection screen always look so freaking ugly!

Granted, but then you find out it's because they wanted to be more like you. :P

I wish Des wasn't online right now. :P

Granted. But now.......ROBOTNIK IN HIS GAY OUTFIT IS! :lol:

I wish Fur didn't exist. :lol: